45 Hilarious Translate Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

This one is in spanish, but I’ll translate also!!

¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?

“¡PA’CA! ¡PA’CA!”

English:

What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?

“Over here! Over here!”

(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)

(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)

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👤︎ u/beeeeelllllllaaaaaaa

📅︎ Sep 13 2020

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Sweet revenge:) (also the edit is because I had to translate the message so sorry about that)

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👤︎ u/EnderJus

📅︎ Feb 03 2020

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Hey Google! Translate “¿Como estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.

Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

“Howya bean pop?”

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👤︎ u/pippingigi

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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This translates to "Wake me up" in slide imgur.com/tDhj3lA

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👤︎ u/Dublekfx

📅︎ Mar 27 2018

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The Toyota Nova, in Spanish, translates directly to "Toyota No Go".

It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.

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👤︎ u/Tm23246

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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Before I moved to America my son said that my name would translate to Something bad.

So I changed it to Algo Más.

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👤︎ u/Skeye_drake21

📅︎ Nov 15 2018

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Thank you for helping me translate 'viele'.

It means a lot to me.

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👤︎ u/_Buff_Tucker_

📅︎ Jun 01 2017

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I stayed at a La Quinta last weekend. I realized what "la quinta" translates to in English....

"next to Denny's"

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👤︎ u/Dont_PM_me_yr_boobs

📅︎ Feb 12 2017

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Doesn't translate as well on text, but my Dad's Dad always says this joke..

One time a Dam man went to drink the Dam water. He was all out of Dam water so he went and got his Dam bucket to fill it up with Dam water from the Dam well. His Dam well was empty, so he went to another Dam man to get Dam water. He asked the Dam man," Can I have some Dam water, Please?" The Dam man Replied, "Get your own Dam water!"

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👤︎ u/poloteam420

📅︎ Sep 14 2013

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Damn you sharon

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👤︎ u/AlexxFruit

📅︎ May 24 2021

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BF: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

GF: What's that?

BF: Remorse code.

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👤︎ u/neospygil

📅︎ Mar 09 2021

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ton fils sérieux?

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👤︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir

📅︎ Feb 14 2021

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Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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Every time we go to the putting green, my friend has to bring along a bag of Pringles to munch on...

He always wants to practice his chipping.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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What’s the difference between “but” and “butt”

One has two t’s...

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👤︎ u/Alderaan_Survivor

📅︎ Apr 16 2021

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My son asked: “Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I replied: “No son, but have you seen my dad glasses?”

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👤︎ u/Wasntmyproudest

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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nay

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👤︎ u/bitchyswiftie

📅︎ Jun 22 2020

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Credit: instagram.com/etheriality

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👤︎ u/NicksterTV

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..

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👤︎ u/Slipstreme

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?

Because the oignon est!

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👤︎ u/5hred

📅︎ Feb 28 2021

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Leek in the boat

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👤︎ u/Conscious_Dragonfly

📅︎ Jun 12 2020

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I ran over 5 miles today

Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.

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👤︎ u/J3ST3RR

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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I asked my French friend if he knew what the word "pipi" translated to in English...

He said, "oui, wee."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 17 2020

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Que es un oso enojado?

Un furiOSO

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👤︎ u/unsavorytattoos

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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A Dutch pun

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👤︎ u/LittleKidLover10

📅︎ Dec 05 2019

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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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👤︎ u/RedDogBoyMark

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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The translator of this book I'm reading couldn't find the pun in the original language imgur.com/G4IVPvJ

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👤︎ u/BiggieGru

📅︎ Sep 14 2019

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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Mar 17 2020

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you will be ,Lost in Translation

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👤︎ u/heusenleo

📅︎ Apr 01 2019

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I tried to catch a handful of steam

But I mist.

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👤︎ u/Vaultboy65

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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German children are kinder

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👤︎ u/pogo_hobo

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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Germans have a word for everything..

It is "alles".

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👤︎ u/-jFk-

📅︎ Aug 12 2019

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The French translation of this brand is an intentional English pun

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👤︎ u/Satanaphobia

📅︎ Aug 31 2018

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Since Ilium was another name of Troy, and -ad means "story of" in Ancient Greek, the correct translation of Iliad would be:

Troy Story.

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👤︎ u/panic_monster

📅︎ Feb 05 2019

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A man and a women order a McDonalds

The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.

Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'

He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'

So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'

Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'

He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.

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👤︎ u/Joe4nna

📅︎ Sep 29 2020

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“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

“Si, está.”