Dad: The guy who can speak Spanish didn't show up Me:If you cant speak Spanish speak Russian(some of the workers were Russian) Dad: Why would speaking faster make a difference?
GF: What's that?
BF: Remorse code.
Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.
It feels like ancient history.
He always wants to practice his chipping.
¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?
“¡PA’CA! ¡PA’CA!”
English:
What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?
“Over here! Over here!”
(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)
(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)
Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...
“Howya bean pop?”
One has two t’s...
I replied: “No son, but have you seen my dad glasses?”
Because the oignon est!
He said, "oui, wee."
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
"woof" guy replies
Troy Story.
It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.
The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.
Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'
He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'
So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'
Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'
He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.
“Si, está.”
It means my illegal logging business is a success
Eins -> one
So I changed it to Algo Más.
Translate.
It feels like ancient history.
It feels like ancient history.
It feels like ancient history.
