A literature pun for you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/excuseme_wtf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.

All Dante.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What's a Panda's Favorite Form of Literature?

Po-ems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_isnt_my_name
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do you call the mixture of American literature and alcohol?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GedT1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What do you call literature about wrestling?

Body slam poetry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexypinochet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My English teacher gave me a D on my literature essay. Among other things, my Works Cited page was apparently β€œtoo short and informal”.

His words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Classic literature/landscaping pun?

A young man named James came to tend to the lawn at the beach house.

He was mowing in a circular fashioned around the yard and though he attempted to do the rest by hand, he didn’t fare very well.

I supposed you could call it a quasi-mowed O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/occasionalist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?

Cruci-Fiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xevailo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRBX
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What kind of literature do chickens read?

book book books.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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If you are a fan of Russian literature you better hurry.

I heard Tolstoi’s R Us is going out of business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I procrastinated and now have to do all the work for my Middle English literature class in a couple days...

Yes, I'm Canterburied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Even during the 19th century, puns are used in literature too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/soundwjs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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Did you hear about the anthology of literature written by prison inmates?

It's called Prose and Cons.

Sorry. I'll just get me coat...

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I just read a book on pre-classical Greek literature in Braille.

It felt like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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A friend told me it should be illegal to make jokes about women, cuisine, and literature.

It was the breast of crimes. It was the wurst of crimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N-Slash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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What kind of literature was Jesus into before his death?

Cruci-fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dergachoff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2017
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I was trying to remember all the vampires in literature.

But I forgot to Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? ipfs.pics/QmahiZso4LBMQRP…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dachewie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2015
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Some good literature on cocktail recipes. imgur.com/pDA0MXh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch00f
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2014
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American literature is very detailed

It's so detailed, that you can say it's Thoreau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickcooper1991
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erikaroshin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xobseoj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lutheritrux
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