Literary Puns

A list of puns related to "Literary"

Literary pun

Why didn't the book wear deodorant? It was B.O. OK

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👤︎ u/ASimplyFantasticName
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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My friend just got his PhD in using historical and literary techniques to understand piracy and its cultural connotations.

He's an aye doctor.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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My Dad literary banged on the toilet window and shouted, "Did I scare the shit outta ya?"
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👤︎ u/StaticSyCo
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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What's the most romantic kind of literary allusion?

A you-for-me-ism

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👤︎ u/snoozywaifu
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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I started a literary criticism group at the local prison

It's called "Prose and Cons"

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👤︎ u/desleaunoi
📅︎ May 04 2017
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Eggar Allan Poe - chicken names needed

My husband and I are trying to think of creative chicken names for our new chickens. I want to call them literary puns, and so far I have the following:

Ernest Henningway

Charles Chickens

Eggar Allan Poe

Jane Aust-Hen

Lay K Rowling

Any other great suggestions?

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👤︎ u/katetonta
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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I had a book fall on my head today,

I only have my shelf to blame.

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👤︎ u/Lord-harks
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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A book fell on my head.

I've only got my shelf to blame.

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👤︎ u/jaketoday
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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Graveyard

Did you know graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

People are just 'DYING' to get in there.

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👤︎ u/LuukieyLuuk
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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My girlfriend said she was staring at her computer screen and couldn’t think of what to write.

I told her she must of been literary exhausted.

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👤︎ u/Ptolemy222
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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What did the kids in the English class use to take their test?

They used a metaphor because it is a literary device.

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👤︎ u/unidentifiedweirdo2
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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Wanna here a knock knock KNOCK joke?

An alliteration, a pun, and a play on words walk into a bar.

*hear

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👤︎ u/L131
📅︎ Oct 24 2013
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Speed reading is just moving fast,

-Literally.

-don't you mean figuratively?

-No, literary.

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👤︎ u/The_Elemental_Master
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why should you never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

Because he takes things, literary!

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👤︎ u/Xiphias_
📅︎ Jun 19 2014
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Childhood obesity is a large problem

Accidentally wrote this today and realized I was a literary genius

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👤︎ u/DLUD
📅︎ Jan 15 2014
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Since Hitler wrote a book what does that make people who haven't wrote a book?

Literary worse than Hitler

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👤︎ u/totemtrouser
📅︎ Mar 05 2016
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