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πŸ‘€︎ u/aragonForFrodo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...

But I can Samurais

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, but today is a gift

That's why it's called PRESENT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This-Is-De-Wae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I’ve just started my new book: β€˜the history of glue’

I can’t put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayonfingers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I asked my dad if I can be a history major,

He said, β€œDon’t. There’s no future in it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,

it's NESessary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnificent-Moe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My teacher said my history is bad

I always use incognito mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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How do you get an art history major off your front porch ?

Pay for the pizza πŸ•.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.

Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXJustaGuy420Xx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Istanbul kept changing its name over the course of history

We could say it wasn't Constantly Nople.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RGCarter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What is the most indifferent country in world history?

The So-be-it Union

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geeyoung373
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to β€œGet with the times...

New Roman.”

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piano_043
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What’s a horse’s favourite decade in recent history?

The 00s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmote_wifi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I have a history class now.

I ain't that crazy about it. I think it's best left in the past.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WriteThatDown2007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME

I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.

Let's see what you can do!

What you need to know about the game:

  • You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
  • Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
  • You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.

That's basically it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyounr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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After hearing about my history major, my dad said, β€œYou should go visit Italy in late August.”

..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I am reading a book on the history of lubricants.

It's non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Gabe was muttering incoherently. He'd been up all night studying for the history exam.

I poked my head in his room, and he was blathering about how he wanted to quit school and be a truck driver.

"I'm gonna get one of those big beautiful Peterbuilts, with all the running lights everywhere. Or maybe a Mack with an extended cab..."

"Better brew him a pot of coffee," I told his mother. "The final is in a half hour, and he's only semi-conscious."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cja1968
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What happens if you drink too much history?

European History.

H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwhitnee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I was studying for my history exam and really struggling. I asked my mum what I should do...

β€œWhy don’t you help me with the laundry? Its whites today.” She said.

β€œHow will that help?” I asked.

β€œWell I hear whitewashing is good for revising history.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukub5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My son needed a history tutor, so I handed him some cereal and a scale

β€œTime to learn about Chex and balances”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleIroh_MD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?

The dot "."

It has ended more sentences than anything else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultimadark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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History repeats itself
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Have I not yet told you my summary about the history of clocks?

Well, it's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustHumanGarbage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts

My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nap_needed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans

This is apache version of history I thought

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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History has been primarily written by men

That's why it's called his story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Son: what was the first dad joke in history?

Dad: probably I’mroglyphics

Son: I’mroglyphics?

Dad: Hieroglyphics I’m dad!

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jncummins86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I’m not a fan of Van Gough’s history of insanity...

I find it very EARie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BredSolid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:

Mao was all he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Where did the onion find his family history?

In the archives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankiervi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Medusa has to be the sexiest woman in history

one look and you are rock hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12cheese21
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Finally finished my huge book on the history of clocks.

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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A history one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pullin_trigger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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My son said his friend wanted to know about history but was hesitant about learning.

I told him that all it takes is... APUSH. (AP U.S History) Sorry if this wasn’t as funny as it sounded in my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeet_Boi21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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My least favorite subject in school was ancient history.

The teacher always tended to Babylon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swift-Carrots
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Today I rewrote history
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronicCronut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Today I learned the history of Benadryl.

Turns out it used to be a drill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sezirblue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?

She grated it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franticsword
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I’m reading a book on the history of glue....

I can’t seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I bought this book called β€œThe History of Glue”.

I can’t seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingNinja925
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Today I rewrote history

History

History

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πŸ‘€︎ u/338geek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI β€˜s head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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