But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
Mediocrates
The Wright Brothers, cause they make time fly.
They made out like bandits.
"This is where the Magna Carta was signed," said the tour guide, "One the most important documents in English History."
"When was it signed?" asked Paddy.
"1215," said the tour guide.
"OH NO!" said Paddy, "We missed it by 10 minutes!"
It's a not-for-prophet organization.
These were Hun Identified Flying Objects.
They were Finnished
The best American Presidents were stoned.
He's an aye doctor.
My response is usually "General Lee"
Does anyone know the Gettysburg address?
The Enlitenment.
My bf recently told me about this subreddit, purely because my dad is one of the dadjokiest dads we know. Today, I finally got to document a stellar example of his fatherly humor.
While making a sarcastic FB post regarding furniture I can't afford...
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B. AD
But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol
But no one ever remembers his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
