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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Why didn’t the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you’d get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant’s head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke’s son and knocked him off the battle field.
Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
Medieval (good) times
A king banished his personal fool for singing love songs. He wanted comedy not a romantic jester
January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
Did you know that medieval kings and queens were carried...
What do you call a medieval airplane builder?
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
Which medieval line of work has been the most let down throughout history?
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
What do you call a medieval bank worker?
[Request] pubs involving medieval terms
Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there.
Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. krabs?
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
My last chess game went a bit medieval.
We both went for the castle.
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..
They called it the Game of Groans.
Back in medieval times, they used to make computer mice out of the poop of giant flame breathing reptiles...
...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface.
How was medieval armor delivered?
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn’t think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
In medieval times the knights would sit around a table and tease Lance.
Why the medieval era was so dark?
'cause it was full of knights
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