Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?

Moatzarella.

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Touring the "medieval torture and execution" section of an old European castle, when I dropped this one...

"The guillotine truly was cutting-edge technology at the time."

A dad within earshot said he appreciated my sharp wit.

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It's Christmas morning and Mariah Carey wakes up to see what her boyfriend got her this year.

She opens the front door and there is a huge log on a chain contraption that can ram castle gates.  Confused, she looks past the medieval device to see her boyfriend standing in the front yard surrounded by dozens of male sheep and holding two tickets to skybox seats for football in Los Angeles.

He holds his arms wide and asks, "what do you think?"

She smiles and says, "Thank you for the rams but all I want for Christmas is ewe."

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