What watches over a castle when the sun goes down?
Why are bouncy castles getting so expensive?
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you’d get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
Did you hear about the bouncy castle with a size of 10,000 Sq ft area?
The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.
What do castles eat for breakfast?
Bought my wife a castle shaped abacus for her birthday...
It’s the fort that counts
A man's house is his castle
I like all Ghibli movies, except for Howl's Moving Castle.
How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
What cheese goes around castles?
What did the emporar who lost his castle say?
What happened to the sand just before it became a castle?
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars.
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
When does the dwarf that is a knight, guard the castle?
Why did Anna and Elsa install air dryers in all of the castle bathrooms?
My new pants are like a poorly built castle
My bouncy castle has almost tripled in value since I bought it
It’s just another product of inflation
Why does Darth Vader live in a castle on Mustafar and not in the capital?
Because he does not like coarse sand.
Just bought a new pair of pants, and they fit like a cheaply made castle.
Did you hear the joke about the old castle?
There are so many beautiful castles in Wales, but I only had time to visit one.
What’s the difference between an artist’s folder and a castle of antivaxxers?
One is a portfolio and the other is Fort Polio
How do you protect a castle made of cheese?
Dracula's wife is divorcing him because he cheated. She wants it all, the castles the coffins, etc...
She's going to bleed him dry!
What's the best way to get into the Hogwarts castle?
The price of bouncy castles has doubled in the past year
What do you call an evil castle?
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Castles
My brother and I were told we'd become lords of castles when my father passed. The mischievous old git was true to his word: my brother is now lord of a bouncy castle, and I rule a fairy-tale castle.
He feels let down, but I'm made up!
Help me remember the pun I had. For a RPG game I was planning an encounter with a walking brothel/whore house (like howl's moving castle)and the whorehouse had a really punny name.
I can only think of "The bone wanderer", but what I had was better than that and I cant remember it. please make suggestions, and maybe it'll be close enough to spark my memory
When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.
I took the kids to a bouncy castle, but it was really expensive compared to last year.
That’s inflation for you.
Explaining castle security to my son.
I tell him how some castle guards would take night shifts.
He said “so some knights will sleep all day and wake up and night time?”
Me: “yes... they are called... nights...”
People say, "a man's home is his castle"...
What’s a drug dealer in a castle called?
What do you call a defender of a castle who is too weak? (X-post r/Jokes)
I'm going to open a pub in a castle.
It shall be called Fort Knightly.
Why do Castle doors have their locks so far above the ground?
Because of the higher-key
Why was the castle so wet?
The King had a long reign.
Touring the "medieval torture and execution" section of an old European castle, when I dropped this one...
"The guillotine truly was cutting-edge technology at the time."
A dad within earshot said he appreciated my sharp wit.
Was talking to my sister about the show Castle
Me: What happened on the last episode of Castle?
Her: I don't remember, hmmm
Dad: The moat broke
Us: What?.... Ohhh
My wife was disappointed with the castle shaped clock I bought for her birthday....
But it’s the fort that counts.
I made my son a castle out of a abacus for his birthday
It's the Fort that counts
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday.
The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...
A man's home is his castle...
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