In a manor of speaking
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
It got old quickly.
It got in pailed.
But it’s the fort that counts.
Its just not my forte.
It's the Fort that counts
Mid-knight.
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
So when I was younger, me and a couple of friends went on a little trip to the beach. We had a lot of fun there swimming around, making a campfire, all that jazz. Some of us wanted to build sandcastles and get em as high as we could so we could pretend we were knights protecting them.
So some kids started running around being annoying and destroying the sand castles and it got to the point where one of my friends got so protective of his castle, he started punching anyone who even got close. You know how kids are, the other ones got closer and were like “we arent even touching it, calm down!” but he wasnt having any of that so he drew a line in the sand and said “if you step over this line, i WILL punch you..”
that was the punch line >insert finger guns<
To make it Hans free
...to take a tour of Dracula’s castle. It was closed, and he wasn’t even there. I guess I’ll have to go back when it gets re-vamped.
No ballroom.
It’s just another product of inflation
No? It’s historical
Because he does not like coarse sand.
No ballroom.
I chose Caerphilly.
Did you hear about the French castle made of cheese that exploded?
There was de-brie everywhere....
Through the Dumble-door.
One is a portfolio and the other is Fort Polio
She's going to bleed him dry!
That's inflation for you
You build a moatzerella.
When asked how they fit he replied: "like a cheaply made castle, no ballroom".
Buckingham malice
My brother and I were told we'd become lords of castles when my father passed. The mischievous old git was true to his word: my brother is now lord of a bouncy castle, and I rule a fairy-tale castle.
He feels let down, but I'm made up!
Moatzarella.
Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says “rub the lamp!” They do, and a genie appears. “I only have three wishes to offer,” he says, “so I’ll give you one wish each.
The Englishman says, “I’d like to be living in a penthouse in London with £1,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.
The Scotsman says “I’d love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with £2,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.
The genie then turns to the Irishman: “And what do you wish for?” The Irishman says to the genie, “It’s getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?”
I can only think of "The bone wanderer", but what I had was better than that and I cant remember it. please make suggestions, and maybe it'll be close enough to spark my memory
Classic rook-y mistake.
I tell him how some castle guards would take night shifts.
He said “so some knights will sleep all day and wake up and night time?”
Me: “yes... they are called... nights...”
That’s inflation for you.
In a manor of speaking
I can’t express how angry that makes me.
A fortnight
It shall be called Fort Knightly.
Because of the higher-key
"The guillotine truly was cutting-edge technology at the time."
A dad within earshot said he appreciated my sharp wit.
The King had a long reign.
Me: What happened on the last episode of Castle?
Her: I don't remember, hmmm
Dad: The moat broke
Us: What?.... Ohhh
The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...
In a manor of speaking.
