King (chess) Puns

A list of puns related to "King (chess)"

The King gathered all the chess pieces around to tell a bedtime story. He said...

"Once a pawn a time..."

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.

Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 01 2020
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Why do so few women play chess?

According to the rules the queen protects the king.

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👤︎ u/notseefun
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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I was playing chess with the Mafia once...

It turns out, i was his pawn... then he got the king pin

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👤︎ u/bdatty
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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