I was watching my friends in the endgame of a chess match

I told them β€œI hope this doesn’t turn out like Rigor Mortis of an Australian friend.”

β€œWhat?”

β€œI hope this isn’t a stale mate.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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