Chess pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/randyrhombus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Chess Pun

Did it ever occur to Magnus Carlsen that he could be eliminated from his own chess tournament?

Norway!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewillson
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Chess pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diamondsttv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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[request] chess puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backs_People_Up
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Netcob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2010
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At the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming increasingly harder..

..to find exactly 32 of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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I (Australian dad) have been playing chess remotely against my primary school pen-pal (from Czech Republic) for almost 2 decades. I finally beat him yesterday!

Czech mate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassaphras
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Why should Australians be banned from international chess tournaments?

Cos they keep saying "check, mate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiaodaireddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Why did the chess master go to Prague?

To find a Czech mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelthomastr
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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I'm starting my new job as a human chess piece.

The money is great. I'm on knights next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Why it’s hard to teach Aussie’s how to play chess?

Because they think every check is check mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randombot777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What did the cow say to the owl when they were playing chess?

The cow said: Moooooooo

The owl asked: who?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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I play Chess regularly with my friend, but last time he suddenly said " let's make this interesting "...

..so we stopped and went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess?

Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammad5271
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why do British chess players always win?

Because their queen never dies

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Why can't you play chess in the jungle

Because there are too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbht246
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Did you know that musician Bob Seger wanted to be a chess master?

He was always working on his knight moves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bradley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Why do cows never play chess?

Because they can’t make any mooooooooove

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oraefaibohp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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A lumberjack beat me in a game of chess

Well plaid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MovingWindows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Someone asked if there is a local chess club?

Let me check....mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brucejewce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set

Goddamn those big game hunters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PissYourTits
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I have a friend in Prague who I play chess with.

He’s my Czech mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pip_goes_pop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why did the chess player worried towards the end of his meal in a restaurant?

Because the waiter said, "CHECK?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmanMegha2909
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Today I was playing chess and blundered a major piece

Rookie mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hatem96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A wife came home and finds her husband sitting in front of a game of chess....

...with a raw egg propped up on the other side.

She asks: "What are you doing?"

He responds: "Well this pancake recipe says I need one beaten egg..."

"So... you decided to play it in a chess game?"

"Well yeah, but the darn egg keeps winning!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abucket87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I sold a Chess set to my friend. He asked if all the pieces were there.

I told him to checkmate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FightBackFitness
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I played my dad in chess yesterday.

He didn't think he would win, but he just wanted to check.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Macricecheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why did the lonely chess player go to Czechoslovakia?

Because he wanted a Czech mate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweet_chick283
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I thought I checkmated my dad with my new glass set in chess...

But he saw right through it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CGballin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Repluse
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My best friend lives in Prague and is a real chess enthusiast.

I call him my Czech mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Did you hear about the Slovak chess player who finaly found a wife?

She was his czechmate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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The King gathered all the chess pieces around to tell a bedtime story. He said...

"Once a pawn a time..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What did the Australian chess player say after he finished his meal?

"Can I have the check, mate?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desunator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Not to brag, but yesterday i beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poshnoshlosh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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Not to brag, but I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightsup11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atltop5150
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I've just been offered a job as a human chess piece...

The money is good.

I'm on knights this week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.

Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I was playing chess with my friend and he said "Let's make this interesting"

So we stopped playing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.

It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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