Chess Game Puns

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Well plaid

...with a raw egg propped up on the other side.

She asks: "What are you doing?"

He responds: "Well this pancake recipe says I need one beaten egg..."

"So... you decided to play it in a chess game?"

"Well yeah, but the darn egg keeps winning!"

But I was unable to handle the reaper cushions.

We both went for the castle.

Maybe it's lost i need to check

I told him, "Toucan play at that game."

My cat was climbing on the coffee table where my family has a nice chess set setup. He knocked a piece over, and my dad said,

D: "That's in illegal move, kitty!"

Me: "No it's not, he knocked the king over which means he forfeited the game."

D: "Oh, yeah, that is a legal move!"

Me: "Would you say it was a PUSSY of a move?"

| | Mom: "I'm not ready for this so early in the morning"

..to find exactly 32 of them.

Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.

... Which has really helped my chess game.

Hey Redditors, I am helping to host a trade show and the theme is "Game Changer." One subject line I made was "Still Pawn-dering about -trade show-?" and I am trying to keep it along the lines of Chess, Checkers, and Scrabble, or other board games. Thank you in advance for reading and/or your help!

SAH Mom as she's standing up: My legs hurt. I don't know if they'll support me. Daughter: How could they support you? They don't even have a job.

I've started teaching the kids to play chess. Mom makes several lame mom jokes about being the "queen" in the game and in life. Later as Mom is watching us play:

Mom: Don't move there. The queen will get you. Daughter: Is that a threat?

Whenever I'm in town, I'll play my next-door neighbor's dad in a couple games of chess. We've been doing it for nearly 15 years.

Yesterday, I visited him and was telling him about my future plans. I said, "Yeah, I think I'll take the GRE and go to graduate school. I just really want to go back to school."

He replies, "Skip the GRE. I can school you right now. Let's play some chess."

Usher at a baseball game last night was telling some of us that he had gone to play chess with his son, but some of the small pieces were missing.

Turns to a couple ladies, "do either of you know where I can find a pawn shop?"

They groaned. My girlfriend groaned. I laughed hysterically and shot water out of my nose.

Brother: "My thumb feels better"

Me: "What happened?"

Brother: "I got crushed under a rook." (A rugby rook)

Me: "Ouch."

Dad: "Yeah, chess really is a dangerous game huh?"

groan

Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

Check mate...

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...