Sometimes I Draw Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiniMartini
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I draw puns and make friends guess them. Thought r/puns might like them too. Post your guess in the comments! imgur.com/QJ4Cykf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiggidytom
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Don’t always draw conclusions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arjunk69
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
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Poos are so hard to draw [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/True_DragonLord
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We get it, you can draw Drew.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
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We get it, you can draw Drew.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
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Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!

https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theneatdude2004
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Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butterytoast_07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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During my time as a PhD student I used to draw stupid puns on the whiteboard. This is one of my favourites.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rizethespize
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I learned how to draw an isometric the other day, but it didn’t work out.

I tried coming at it from a different angle, but it looked really sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
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Never draw a circle.

There’s no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite_Thing
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My partner is having a bad day at work, so I thought I would draw his favorite animal with a cute note.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjmeoow
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Did you hear about the Lego piece that was 323 feet to a side? It was a huge tourist draw...

People were lined up around the block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I was told to draw a WWE wrestler

so I Drew McIntyre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon_Elvert
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Drag and Drop (I can't draw)

I had this thought the other day, but it only works as an image.

Drag and Drop https://imgur.com/a/uQ5eglz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmunkey
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarlyBirdComics
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My wife got me β€œ712 More Things to Draw” for Christmas...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, β€œIf you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”

That was the punchline...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I have a hard time trusting people who use pencils to draw.

They're sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Let her draw her own conclusions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0XiCxTURTLEzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Took way too much time to draw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinceTheShort
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While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.

Boy, was my face red!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face."

That was the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What dog draws small comics?

A Labradoodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
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What do Thor's kids use to draw?

A Ragnadoodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrBELDING69
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I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.

Now it’s a wrecked-angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I was drawing a zombie for my friend and wasn't sure how I would draw his eyes. First time posting here but hope this counts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfamousChibi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you use to draw baths

Water colors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cornelius_M
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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This is where I draw the line reddit.com/r/Decreasingly…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FQVBSina
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Artist are some of the safest people, they know where to draw the line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSeveredSaintx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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If you want, I can draw you, but you’ll have to sit still.

I asked my 5 year old daughter to sit on a bench β€œso I could draw you.” She was not impressed with my drawing, after a nearly 5 minute wait. https://imgur.com/a/IMOR4q5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/destin325
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Why do North Koreans draw such perfect lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Do you know why the model that artists liked to draw got arrested?

Because he always looked sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeexterminator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Making puns about cocaine is where I draw the line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocturnal_shit
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Baristas can use bubble-y cream to draw amazing shapes on top of your drink.

Foam is where the art is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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How do you draw a crowd?

With a pen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PR0CR45T184T0R
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I'm OK with cigarettes, alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Someone who draws is a drawer

And someone who paints cars is a carpenter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kerzid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I often get asked how I manage to draw such prefect lines

I say it's quite straight forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snurze
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What is the most dangerous thing for an artist to draw?

Blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
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For the first time ever, the Wisconsin State Fair has a competition where cattle draw maps.

It's the first annual Cowtography competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBoneMKE
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Draw Bridge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanTheMan0250
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Every time I draw a pun I think "Thats it, the dumbest one, yet." I'm always right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvenBetterCool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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How does Yoda ask a rooster to draw a picture?

"Cock, a doodle do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bearrunner44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Was talking to a friend and monks who are pen pals came up. So i had to draw it :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.

She didn't believe me.

https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Can someone please draw Pencil Washington?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I'm sorry, but this is where I draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
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Using a compass to draw circles works great...

...but using a ruler? That is where I draw the line.

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Is someone who draws eminem technically a Marshall artist?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theend_97
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What do you call a person who draws penises?

A graphic designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursidechink
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What do you call it when a rooster draws excrement?

Cock-A-Doodle-Poo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/symbologythere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What do you call someone who learns to draw from online lectures?

A Khan artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryzensai
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Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting. Pascal runs and hides, but Newton just draws a square and sit down. Einstein opens his eyes and exclaims, "Newton, I've found you!"

Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeifEriccson
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I don't trust people who draw...

They always seem sketchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steamroller04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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With the remake of The Lion King coming out, where do you draw the line between CGI and animation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjohny
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I've always thought kids being able to draw on the sidewalks at school is only teaching them that vandalism is okay...

but I guess it could be chalked up to freedom of expression...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMillionthSam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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had to draw a geometric animal for art class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwritemystery
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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My BIL always draws pictures on our take home boxes. This is our MIL's imgur.com/6JysP2g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChicagoWind88
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An artist posted an ad to draw people for money

But it looked too sketchy for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godspark533
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A silly idea I've had for a while and today seemed like a good day to draw it. imgur.com/a/nJza5
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Somebody asked me to draw a football for them

So I took a tackle at it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VladimirPutinIV
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I went in for a routine checkup, and they took way too much in the blood draw. I was dizzy, and it was a real pain in the neck...

I'm just not sure about this Dr. Acula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_zensphere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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I was trying to figure out who my favorite sketch artist would be but I think it’s a draw.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Why do North Koreans draw lines so well? (x-post with r/jokes) reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Tamino
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Wife: "No. That's where I draw the line."

Wife says she's going to go finish cutting the grass (I am still recovering from shoulder surgery) and I told her "don't forget outside the fence."

To which she responded "nope. That's where I draw the line...."

So, of course, I responded "oh yeah? Well do ya know where I draw the line??"

"Hmm..."

"On paper!"

At which point she rolled her eyes and walked out to the garage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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There was a draw for $2000 worth of free tires at the fair today

As I was filling out the entry form, I said to the girl: "If I win this, I can re-tire!"

She didn't even acknowledge the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scamperly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2015
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It took me an hour to draw an exact 90 degree angle

But I had to get it just right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlutterB16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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A circle is the smartest thing you can draw.

It has 360 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChesterMonty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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Hey son, want to know how to draw a plane?

You just need 3 non-collinear points and there’s you go, a plane.

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"Can you draw a straight circle?" i.reddituploads.com/a3089…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainySaber
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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My kid wanted to draw over my clock...

I told her, not on my watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poringo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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certain puns just draw me in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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What did you draw?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/leftanantcolonel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2013
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I guess you could say that a pessimistic astronaut draws life in...

negative space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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What kind of berry can you draw with?

A crayon-berry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigkitty_75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Wife told me that our juicer draws a lot of power

I explained to her that it takes lot of juice to juice the juicer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badenglishihave
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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What do you call a pirate that draws?

ARR-tist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pirates1985
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2016
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I need pun ideas to draw!

Guys and Gals! I am bored at work and want to practice my drawing, give me pun ideas to illustrate!, I cant guarantee they will be good but ill endevour to try to draw every suggestion and reply with a picture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorkMode
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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One kid wanted Dad to draw Bane... The other one wanted a turkey.. Decided to knock out two birds with one stone.. (X-post r/batman) imgur.com/VrlPxcE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blinding-Light
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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Arts teacher draws class portrait on blackboard

Now the entire student body is in chalk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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Recent posts have not been to my liking. We need to draw the line now.

https://imgur.com/a/ckK00

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahir_r
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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Apparently my grandfather used to draw a picture with two guys and a boob on a leash.

Then would tell you it's just two guys walking abreast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilone17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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My dad used to draw short, one panel comics all the time, back in the day. This is one of my favorites, I thought it belonged here.

Titled "Assault" http://imgur.com/P8vQXfo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slunkronomicon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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"Honey, can you draw me a bath?" "No problem :)"

http://i.imgur.com/0JY3EbN.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorik_Quiin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2014
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My dad is quick on the draw.

http://i.imgur.com/8KUUFWp.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K-Far
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2015
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, β€œIf you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”

That was the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbergmusic
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