We draw puns for each other daily.
I draw puns and make friends guess them. Thought r/puns might like them too. Post your guess in the comments!
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....
What do you use to draw a toilet?
Don’t always draw conclusions
How to draw a horse in two steps:
- Draw a unicorn.
- Erase his horn.
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.”
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Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?
They forgot the punchline
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
But they can still draw a crowd
I was playing uno with rick astley,i had a wild draw four,so i said
uno the rules,its time to die
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
My teacher told me to draw what's on my mind
Ever since then, I've been drawing blanks
Poos are so hard to draw [OC]
A man tells his friend he likes the markers that write thinner because they're easier to draw with
His friend says "you make a fine point."
Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
We get it, you can draw Drew.
I used to draw the child cast of the film ET.
I drewdrewbarrymoremoreandmore though.
We get it, you can draw Drew.
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f
During my time as a PhD student I used to draw stupid puns on the whiteboard. This is one of my favourites.
My partner is having a bad day at work, so I thought I would draw his favorite animal with a cute note.
Let her draw her own conclusions
My wife got me “712 More Things to Draw” for Christmas...
I learned how to draw an isometric the other day, but it didn’t work out.
I tried coming at it from a different angle, but it looked really sketchy
Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
Did you hear about the Lego piece that was 323 feet to a side? It was a huge tourist draw...
People were lined up around the block.
Took way too much time to draw
I was told to draw a WWE wrestler
Drag and Drop (I can't draw)
I had this thought the other day, but it only works as an image.
Drag and Drop https://imgur.com/a/uQ5eglz
I have a hard time trusting people who use pencils to draw.
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
What dog draws small comics?
If you want, I can draw you, but you’ll have to sit still.
I asked my 5 year old daughter to sit on a bench “so I could draw you.” She was not impressed with my drawing, after a nearly 5 minute wait. https://imgur.com/a/IMOR4q5
I was drawing a zombie for my friend and wasn't sure how I would draw his eyes. First time posting here but hope this counts.
What do Thor's kids use to draw?
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”
That was the punchline...
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face."
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler
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