26 Hilarious Drag Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip

When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.

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👤︎ u/MajorMinceMeat

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on

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👤︎ u/ToxianLeader

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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What do you call a Christian guy in drag?

A cross-dresser

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👤︎ u/fartsniffer42

📅︎ Dec 01 2020

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What sound do drag racing street sweepers make?

Broom Broom

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👤︎ u/carblebarble

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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I went to a drag race last Saturday...

I still can't believe the guy in high heels won.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics

📅︎ Oct 02 2020

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What's it called when a bunch of obese people have a drag race?

The Fat And The Furious

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👤︎ u/stewithclou

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...

I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.

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👤︎ u/rscott1691

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

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I met a drag queen from the Greater Manchester area

He had a Wigan address

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👤︎ u/joefife

📅︎ Aug 20 2020

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What happens when you do wrong to a scamming Drag Queen?

You gotta deal with the con sequins

[Just thought of this after hardly any sleep. Figures.]

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👤︎ u/zipflop

📅︎ May 30 2020

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For the past few weekends my wife has done nothing but drag me around to look at expensive new countertops

I'm tired of being taken for granite

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👤︎ u/zembacraftworks

📅︎ Jun 21 2020

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Drag and Drop (I can't draw)

I had this thought the other day, but it only works as an image.

Drag and Drop https://imgur.com/a/uQ5eglz

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👤︎ u/mrmunkey

📅︎ May 20 2020

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My wife decided to put a bunch of leftover chicken bones in the crockpot so we can make a lot of soup at home as this thing drags on

When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"

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👤︎ u/NewUser579169

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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My wife saw me dressing in drag, and now she decided that we were over.

So I packed up her stuff and left.

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👤︎ u/ohsopoor

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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I have a dog with no legs called Cigarette... Every morning I take him out for a drag.

Thank you.

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👤︎ u/Worrubnedia

📅︎ Aug 18 2019

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Rules of drag races are pretty straightforward to understand.

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👤︎ u/pabesh17

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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Drag queen

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👤︎ u/freezerbreezer

📅︎ Jan 24 2019

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What's a drag queen's favorite chocolate?

GoDIVA

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👤︎ u/DJSkate

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes

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👤︎ u/MTKSharedInk

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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I tried drag racing the other day

It's murder trying to run in heels.

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👤︎ u/number9spud

📅︎ Aug 09 2018

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So my Dad an I went to a drag race yesterday

After the race he said "Well that was pretty straight forward."

EDIT:Well, at least this wasn't a drag of a thread

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👤︎ u/lextremelynooby

📅︎ Oct 16 2015

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I had to drag that stubborn pig around all day

Now I have pulled pork

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👤︎ u/Nelalvai

📅︎ Sep 15 2018

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What do drag queens wear to formal events?

Tuckceedos!

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👤︎ u/blargleblargleblarg

📅︎ May 30 2018

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What did the man at the end of the drag line say?

"I saw it coming a mile away."

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👤︎ u/RafaelHydra

📅︎ Jun 03 2018

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The Queen gives out OBEs to everyone now so this evening I'll be busy, I'm going to tie a rope to her and drag her behind my car...

I'm pulling an all-knighter.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM

📅︎ Aug 14 2016

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What is a drag force's favourite film?

Pulp Friction

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👤︎ u/porkification

📅︎ Feb 03 2017

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So this drag queen themed restaurant just opened...

you can go there to eat, drink and be Mary.

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👤︎ u/ulfar22

📅︎ Mar 20 2015

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