My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...

I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rscott1691
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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What happens when you do wrong to a scamming Drag Queen?

You gotta deal with the con sequins

[Just thought of this after hardly any sleep. Figures.]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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For the past few weekends my wife has done nothing but drag me around to look at expensive new countertops

I'm tired of being taken for granite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zembacraftworks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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Drag and Drop (I can't draw)

I had this thought the other day, but it only works as an image.

Drag and Drop https://imgur.com/a/uQ5eglz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmunkey
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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My wife decided to put a bunch of leftover chicken bones in the crockpot so we can make a lot of soup at home as this thing drags on

When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewUser579169
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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My wife saw me dressing in drag, and now she decided that we were over.

So I packed up her stuff and left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsopoor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I have a dog with no legs called Cigarette... Every morning I take him out for a drag.

Thank you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Worrubnedia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Rules of drag races are pretty straightforward to understand.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What's a drag queen's favorite chocolate?

GoDIVA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJSkate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Drag queen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freezerbreezer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MTKSharedInk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I tried drag racing the other day

It's murder trying to run in heels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/number9spud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I had to drag that stubborn pig around all day

Now I have pulled pork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nelalvai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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So my Dad an I went to a drag race yesterday

After the race he said "Well that was pretty straight forward."

EDIT:Well, at least this wasn't a drag of a thread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lextremelynooby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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What do drag queens wear to formal events?

Tuckceedos!

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What did the man at the end of the drag line say?

"I saw it coming a mile away."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RafaelHydra
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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The Queen gives out OBEs to everyone now so this evening I'll be busy, I'm going to tie a rope to her and drag her behind my car...

I'm pulling an all-knighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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What is a drag force's favourite film?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkification
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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So this drag queen themed restaurant just opened...

you can go there to eat, drink and be Mary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ulfar22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2015
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