I met a drag queen from the Greater Manchester area
He had a Wigan address
What happens when you do wrong to a scamming Drag Queen?
You gotta deal with the con sequins
[Just thought of this after hardly any sleep. Figures.]
What do drag queens wear to formal events?
Tuckceedos!
The Queen gives out OBEs to everyone now so this evening I'll be busy, I'm going to tie a rope to her and drag her behind my car...
I'm pulling an all-knighter.
So this drag queen themed restaurant just opened...
you can go there to eat, drink and be Mary.
Dad Joked the entire room
Sitting in the living room talking about the appeal of nascar with the family when my step mother said she liked the drag races more. Without missing a beat I popped off with: I've never understood the appeal of watching grown men in high heels running down the street.
It was the best part of my day to watch everyone in the room pause, turn slowly toward me and groan loudly
