Peppermint Puns

Mints meet.

(credit to my actual dad for this joke)

I said "I don't know, is it pepperminty?", then proceeded to laugh like an idiot.

She didn't get it.

"It needs to be used before it goes bad."

Mr.Brotato responds: "Would you say it's no longer in....mint condition?"

I recently spent $46,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ...but they kind of taste like peppermint.

Peppermint bark

Mum gave me these for my first day of college. It was a good ice breaker. It's a tin of 50 peppermint mints from Aldi called CompliMints:

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Peppermint Patty: I got France!

Linus: I got Spain!

Charlie Brown: I got Iraq...

My dad pouring peppermint schnapps into my hot chocolate.

Dad: "Say when"

Me: "That's enough thanks, you can schnapp."

Me: Your total comes to thirteen fifty-six.

Elderly man: Here's thirteen.. and a peppermint! [Puts peppermint in my hand]

Me: Ah...

Elderly man: [Laughing Hysterically] Oh, I'm just joking. Here's your change, too.

Me: [Tries to force a laugh] Have a nice day.