I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.
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👤︎ u/koopeepee
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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What do you call it when Tic Tacs are introduced to peppermint patties?

Mints meet.

(credit to my actual dad for this joke)

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📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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My girlfriend asked me if I wanted some peppermint tea.

I said "I don't know, is it pepperminty?", then proceeded to laugh like an idiot.

She didn't get it.

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📅︎ Aug 26 2017
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Take some peppermint from my garden, My Father in Law suggested

"It needs to be used before it goes bad."

Mr.Brotato responds: "Would you say it's no longer in....mint condition?"

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📅︎ Aug 28 2016
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Pills for the bull

I recently spent $46,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ...but they kind of taste like peppermint.

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👤︎ u/tfowler11
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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What's a dog's favorite Christmas dessert recipe?

Peppermint bark

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📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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You look good today!

Mum gave me these for my first day of college. It was a good ice breaker. It's a tin of 50 peppermint mints from Aldi called CompliMints:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312284189422649355/623564249452642315/20190917_175833.jpg

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👤︎ u/Jakeycd
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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The Peanuts kids had to choose a country out of hat for a book report.

Peppermint Patty: I got France!

Linus: I got Spain!

Charlie Brown: I got Iraq...

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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I inherited my dad's sense of humor.

My dad pouring peppermint schnapps into my hot chocolate.

Dad: "Say when"

Me: "That's enough thanks, you can schnapp."

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👤︎ u/Afrogsk8
📅︎ Dec 05 2013
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Hit with a grandpa joke while working register.

Me: Your total comes to thirteen fifty-six.

Elderly man: Here's thirteen.. and a peppermint! [Puts peppermint in my hand]

Me: Ah...

Elderly man: [Laughing Hysterically] Oh, I'm just joking. Here's your change, too.

Me: [Tries to force a laugh] Have a nice day.

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