Licorice Puns

A list of puns related to "Licorice"

FDA releases a new warning for black licorice this trick or treat season.

"It tastes like shit"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who mistook bamboo for licorice?

It was a real bamboozler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinorinocappucino
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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My brother asked me what my favourite kind of liquorice is.

β€œAllsorts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/georginfag
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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For halloween, my daughter dressed up as Mary Poppins, and then asked me if she could just skip the vegan neighbor's house.

When I her asked why, she said it was because their "Stupid Cauliflower Licorice Tastes A Lot Like Dog Shit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Dad joke at the Angels game

At the Angels game with my dad and step mom when dad brings out a bag full of grape flavored red vine licorice.
Step mom asks why he bought that flavor. Dad: "I heard it through the grape vine that they're great!"
No one but him was happy with that joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tokyomaneater69
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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