The fugitive who made off with all that anise and fennel;

he was the one they tried in absinthe, yea?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheNigerianHyperion
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 30 2020
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I use to work in a liquorice factory.

It was ALL-SORTS of fun

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Historical_Date_1314
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I told my wife, โ€œIโ€™m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.โ€

She said, โ€œWhere would you find the time?โ€

I said, โ€œThat should be easy. Next to the sage.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07 2018
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I was going to throw away all my old spices...

But it seemed like a waste of thyme.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rycklikesburritos
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 05 2019
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I go door to door selling herbs for a living

Since it pulls in most of my profits, I tell people that I'm a professional thyme traveller.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FISHunderscore
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Fiance got me with this one just now.

We both switched to a keto diet and she was complaining about her coffee tasting gross without sugar. I suggested that she put some anise in it to make it 'Moroccan style'. Her response was:

It would have been a-nise cup of coffee then.

She has gone full dad mode.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Papaya_flight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10 2016
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What do you call your siblingโ€™s daughter, who is famous?

Star anise

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tueieo
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