The fugitive who made off with all that anise and fennel;

he was the one they tried in absinthe, yea?

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I use to work in a liquorice factory.

It was ALL-SORTS of fun

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I told my wife, β€œI’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.”

She said, β€œWhere would you find the time?”

I said, β€œThat should be easy. Next to the sage.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I was going to throw away all my old spices...

But it seemed like a waste of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rycklikesburritos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I go door to door selling herbs for a living

Since it pulls in most of my profits, I tell people that I'm a professional thyme traveller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FISHunderscore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2016
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Fiance got me with this one just now.

We both switched to a keto diet and she was complaining about her coffee tasting gross without sugar. I suggested that she put some anise in it to make it 'Moroccan style'. Her response was:

It would have been a-nise cup of coffee then.

She has gone full dad mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papaya_flight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2016
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What do you call your sibling’s daughter, who is famous?

Star anise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tueieo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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