A list of puns related to "Tarragon"
I was asking my wife the ingredients to the chicken she made for dinner. She started listing ingredients "honey dijon mustard, soy sauce, tarragon, ginger, red pepper flakes.." I stopped her and asked "do we have any more tarragon?". Saddened, she replied "no I threw it all away." I then cracked a smirk knowing my set up worked completely as planned and said "so, now it's all... tarra-gone?" I burst into laughter. My wife said the only thing she ever says to me after I tell her one of my brilliant jokes.. "I hate you.".. brings joy to my heart every time I hear it.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
What a waist of thyme.
I tell them “it’s next to the sage”
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “That should be easy. Next to the sage.”
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