Cardamom: The spice that makes mothers feel young again.
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My wife and I went on a date to a fancy cocktail bar. She ordered a drink with cardamom in it...

"What's cardamom?" she asked.

"That's what they did to you at the door," I said.

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I just discovered that Cardi B's mother was one of the Spice Girls.

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