Cardamom: The spice that makes mothers feel young again.
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My wife and I went on a date to a fancy cocktail bar. She ordered a drink with cardamom in it...

"What's cardamom?" she asked.

"That's what they did to you at the door," I said.

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📅︎ May 02 2017
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Which spice will get a mother busted for trying to buy booze underage?

Cardamom.

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Just heard a grocery store manager telling off a young guy on the checkout. “Why’d you ask that woman with kids for ID? What was she buying?”

“Cardamom”

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📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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I just discovered that Cardi B's mother was one of the Spice Girls.

Stage name: Cardamom

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What is an alcoholic teen mom's least favorite spice?

Cardamom.

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