Help me think of spice puns please!

I love y’all but I jut don’t have thyme to think about them but please curry on without me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VvGalaxyvV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What did one spice say as the others were leaving?

Wait, I'm cumin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesbifrands
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What is the Devil's favorite spice?

Sinnamon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.

She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Which spice will get a mother busted for trying to buy booze underage?

Cardamom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I bought a book at the spice store today.

It’s about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csteinbergrules
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My husband asked me to label our new spice rack. I took creative liberties. reddit.com/gallery/j8u7w7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefoxclady
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you call an ex-military rolling around in spices?

A seasoned veteran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snipesma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What's the most popular spice in hell?

Sinnamon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.

If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol?

Geri can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdew72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?

Nudeles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmymeatballs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did police charge spice rack with?

A salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices

I lost track of all of space and thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What did the haunted spice cabinet say when December arrived?

Season's greetings!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiNexius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.

They haven’t noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices

It's about thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenofire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.

The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What did the angry salt say to the rest of the spices?

Don't pinch me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetItGotItProfIt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why did the spice shop go out of business?

They just couldn’t keep up with the thymes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FangsofOrcrist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spices…

She hasn’t realized it yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What did the spice say to the chicken when it was being rushed out the door?

I’m cumin, I’m cumin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pineconeassbitch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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This summer I'm traveling through spice and thyme. What about you?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/f3derico
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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My new spice merchant can be a little sassy. I asked her for some fresh, high-quality thyme.

She told me, "If you got the money, honey, I got the thyme."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearfeedmitch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I was just attacked by a man with a rack of spices!

It was a salt and peppery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom

I hate when she eats on the bed! Hot sauce stains, Woman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoaswows
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I’ve recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.

She doesn’t know yet. But the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Australia’s recovery from Covid-19 is a bit like a Spice Girls reunion

Victoria ruins it for everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Gums
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Those patties made of chickpeas and spices are supposed to be healthy.

But whenever I make them I felafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I just realized that I forgot to seal all my spices in airtight containers.

I’m expecting to have a bad thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Where do spices go when they get harassed

Cumin resources

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I always liked those spice girls back in the 90s. What were their names again?

Oh yeah, Salt-N-Pepa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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How does Cyndi Lauper order her spices?

Thyme after thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeviCK_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What is a Jamaican’s favourite spice?

CinnaMon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickledust465
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Rioters wreaked havoc on a spice shop

They had too much thyme on their hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Let's spice it up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Someone asked me why I use lots of spices whenever I cook

So I said thyme is of the essence

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I was gonna cook some garlic butter mushrooms, you know, spice up a meal

Then I realised, ain’t anybody got thyme for that.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Someone told me that getting older is like making a soup and continually adding more spices in as you age.

I guess that explains why all these old folks are so salty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MunchOnDat
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I told my wife that I wanted to organize the spice rack...

I just couldn't find the thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoman1287
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I'd like to experiment with more herbs and spices

But I just haven't got thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LGPxters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...

It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.

She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlaik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.

She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?

Geri can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I switched all the labels on my wife's spices.

I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack....

She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.

She hasn’t realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seems_legit_man
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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