Help me think of spice puns please!
I love yβall but I jut donβt have thyme to think about them but please curry on without me
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οΈ Sep 26 2019
What did one spice say as the others were leaving?
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
What is the Devil's favorite spice?
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οΈ Jan 04 2021
I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
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οΈ Dec 09 2020
Which spice will get a mother busted for trying to buy booze underage?
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οΈ Feb 02 2021
I bought a book at the spice store today.
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
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οΈ Oct 10 2020
What do you call an ex-military rolling around in spices?
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οΈ Jan 13 2021
What's the most popular spice in hell?
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οΈ Jan 03 2021
I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol?
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οΈ Jan 05 2021
What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?
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οΈ Nov 26 2020
What did police charge spice rack with?
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οΈ Nov 24 2020
I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices
I lost track of all of space and thyme
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οΈ Dec 12 2020
What did the haunted spice cabinet say when December arrived?
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.
They havenβt noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
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οΈ Sep 21 2020
I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices
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οΈ Aug 14 2020
Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.
The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.
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οΈ Oct 31 2020
What did the angry salt say to the rest of the spices?
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
Why did the spice shop go out of business?
They just couldnβt keep up with the thymes.
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οΈ Sep 30 2020
I recently switched all the labels on my wifeβs spicesβ¦
She hasnβt realized it yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.
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οΈ Apr 11 2020
What did the spice say to the chicken when it was being rushed out the door?
Iβm cumin, Iβm cumin!
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οΈ Sep 08 2020
This summer I'm traveling through spice and thyme. What about you?
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οΈ Jul 05 2020
My new spice merchant can be a little sassy. I asked her for some fresh, high-quality thyme.
She told me, "If you got the money, honey, I got the thyme."
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οΈ Sep 05 2020
I was just attacked by a man with a rack of spices!
It was a salt and peppery.
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οΈ Apr 17 2020
My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom
I hate when she eats on the bed! Hot sauce stains, Woman!
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οΈ Jul 20 2020
Iβve recently switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack.
She doesnβt know yet. But the thyme is cumin.
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οΈ Jun 15 2020
Australiaβs recovery from Covid-19 is a bit like a Spice Girls reunion
Victoria ruins it for everyone
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οΈ Jul 30 2020
Those patties made of chickpeas and spices are supposed to be healthy.
But whenever I make them I felafel.
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οΈ Aug 10 2020
I just realized that I forgot to seal all my spices in airtight containers.
Iβm expecting to have a bad thyme.
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οΈ Aug 01 2020
Where do spices go when they get harassed
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οΈ Jun 30 2020
I always liked those spice girls back in the 90s. What were their names again?
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οΈ Apr 17 2020
How does Cyndi Lauper order her spices?
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οΈ Jun 04 2020
What is a Jamaicanβs favourite spice?
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οΈ May 16 2020
Rioters wreaked havoc on a spice shop
They had too much thyme on their hands
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οΈ Jun 03 2020
Let's spice it up.
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οΈ Feb 09 2020
Someone asked me why I use lots of spices whenever I cook
So I said thyme is of the essence
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οΈ Jun 27 2020
I was gonna cook some garlic butter mushrooms, you know, spice up a meal
Then I realised, ainβt anybody got thyme for that.
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οΈ Jun 06 2020
Someone told me that getting older is like making a soup and continually adding more spices in as you age.
I guess that explains why all these old folks are so salty.
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οΈ May 21 2020
I told my wife that I wanted to organize the spice rack...
I just couldn't find the thyme.
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οΈ Feb 19 2020
I'd like to experiment with more herbs and spices
But I just haven't got thyme
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οΈ Apr 25 2020
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
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οΈ May 23 2020
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
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οΈ Nov 23 2020
I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
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οΈ Dec 09 2020
Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
I switched all the labels on my wife's spices.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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οΈ Mar 21 2020
I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack....
She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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οΈ Apr 06 2020
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes
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οΈ Jun 07 2020
I recently switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack.
She hasnβt realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin...
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οΈ Apr 07 2020
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