How do you measure how heavy a chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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No, it's pepper.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grestchim
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanOfAllTrades80
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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What does Dr Pepper have a doctorate in?

Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthPhl
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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What does an angry pepper do?

It gets jalapeΓ±o face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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What does a nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeno business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shootthetarget
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pprbckwrtr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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What does a nosy pepper do?

gets jalapeΓ±o business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IveyRoney
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What kind of Dr was Dr.Pepper

He was a Fizzsician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeffer90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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If I grow peppers from other countries in my back yard

Is it horticultural appropriation?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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What kind of doctor was Dr. Pepper?

A fizzicision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TruthSeekingEye
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizziscian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunsmith123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxietyassassin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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When you're drunk, why shouldnt you have salt or pepper?

Cause only thyme can cure a hangover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What is Dr. Pepper’s job?

He’s a fizz-ician.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Why did the Thai pepper put on a jacket?

Because it was a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurFaceMcBeard
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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You pepper believe it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lew-Sir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines

she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?

His wife died

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πŸ‘€︎ u/himteresting
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.

You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dg_zano
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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I put a blanket on a small pepper

He said he felt a little chili

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatMarx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What subject does Dr Pepper specialize in?

Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AK4TSUKi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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I tried to burn my friend a new arsehole by slipping chili peppers into his food, but things didn't go as planned when he switched dishes on me.

It backfired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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What type of practice is Dr. Pepper?

A fizzician...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natemccord
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What's the opposite of a pepper rifle?

Assault rifle. (Credit to my wife)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Why does Darth Vader prefer coarse-grain pepper?

He hates it when it's high ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper

A fizz-ician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cals132
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Kroger is bringing their A game. Their Dr. Pepper knock off is called "The Fizzicist". Took me a minute to get it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_might_be_weasel
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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What does a pepper do when it gets mad?

It gets JALAPENO FACE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottymcss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Speaking of peppers...

...is called a pep talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What type of a doctor is Dr. pepper?

It’s a fizzician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metnem
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Where did Dr. Pepper get his M.D from?

University of Minnesoda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alittlereaction
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What song does Pepper Potts sing to her newborn?

Ba-by Stark doot doo doot doo doot doo....

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alaska_Engineer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What does a nosy pepper do?

Get jalapeno business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokemwithaschtick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What’s a Dr. Peppers assistant

Nurse salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shieldvortex17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Why does the spicy pepper ask so many questions?

It’s jalapeΓ±o business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuckkeys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why is it called pepper spray?

It's used in as-salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aMrMewtwo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why don't they make boats out of peppers?

Because they're always capsaicin!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Restless__Dreamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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My husband and kids are upset that I put pepper on their pizza

They really loved that guinea pig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeetime20cups
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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My soldier friend was doused with pepper spray and also survived a mustard gas attack.

Now he's a seasoned veteran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What did the gay pepper shaker go on for relationships?

Grinder

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What does a nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeΓ±o business.

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What does a annoying pepper do?

It gets jalapeno face.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What are a pepper's favorite letters?

K N

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcosanches
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I poured myself a Dr Pepper. BF asked if i could "glass him a pepper". I gave him this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/riverY90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What did the salt say after it was pepper-sprayed?

That's nothing to sneeze at.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajjanialthor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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My toddler sprinkled pepper all over the couch.

It's seasoned leather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotfoffeemomma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I need to carry pepper spray because I keep getting assalted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarontminded
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My grandad was assaulted in the war with pepper spray and mustard gas.

He's a seasoned veteran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABOYCALLEDBRYAN
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What did the black pepper say to his wife after coming out of the grinder?

"Don't worry. I'm fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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How would you like your red pepper?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Stamos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What do you call Muslim chili peppers?

Halalapenos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What Does a Nosey Pepper Do?

He gets jalapeΓ±o business.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1st10Amendments
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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How do you find put how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thuanger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What the worst thing about a nosy pepper?

It likes to get jalapeΓ±o business.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acquire__Currency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What does a nosy pepper do?

It gets jalepeΓ±o business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finestjuggler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Some people say that when a pepper is really small it's a sign that it is very hot...

...but, in reality, it's a little chili

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vishnURS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I went to my favorite restaurant, and they only had pepper at my table.

I'm not too salty about it, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PracticalFrost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I always used to wonder why it was called pepper spray

Then I realized it's because you can use it if you ever get asalted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samidoesstuff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What does an annoying pepper do?

It gets jalapeΓ±o face!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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The soldiers who survived mustard gas and pepper sprays

Are seasoned veterans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViperVein
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I'm lucky to have survived Mustard gas and pepper spay when I was in the Army.

I guess you could say that I'm a seasoned vet...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray....

Is now a seasoned veteran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/androidlowbattery
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Dr Pepper is the best drink reddit.com/r/DrPepper/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/koletromp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?

To get to the Otherside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeΓ±o business!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BJoy92
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fantasticmoneill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What kind of a doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsAzizaGoatinsky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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How heavy is a red hot chili pepper

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justanaveragedad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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What kind of doctor is Dr.Pepper?

A fizzician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zuik_133be7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mingonius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizzician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What kind of doctor was Dr. Pepper?

A fizzician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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a soldier once survived pepper spray and mustard gas

he was a seasoned veteran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Galeelo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phagemakerpro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
🚨︎ report
What kind of doctor was Dr. Pepper?

A fizz-ician.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keymasterdwarf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What does an angry pepper do?

It gets jalapeΓ±o face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What kind of Doctor is Dr Pepper?

A FIZZician.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

πŸ‘︎ 31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What does an angry pepper do?

It gets jalapeΓ±o face.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What does an angry pepper do?

It gets jalapeΓ±o face.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What does a pepper do when it gets angry.

It gets jalapeΓ±o your face.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmas_2006
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
🚨︎ report
What does a nosy pepper do?

It gets jalapeΓ±o business!

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pankie08
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

πŸ‘︎ 236
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RzRshRp98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeΓ±o your face.
πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now...

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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What does the annoying pepper do
πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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