Theoretical Fizz-ics
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Fizz-icks
A fizzician
It gets jalapeΓ±o business.
All fried. No bell.
...when in reality, itβs actually a little chili.
A Haboonero
He has a doctorate in theoretical fizz-ics
He was a seasoned veteran!
They're seasoned veterans
But actually he loves pop culture.
...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
(I'm allowed)
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
Because he didn't habenero!
What ales you?
HalalpeΓ±o
Dad: Can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him?
He's a little chilli!
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
I said, only if theyβre givinβ βem away, givinβ βem away, givinβ βem away now.
BECAUSE IT DIDNT HABANERO LMAOOO
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
I have to give it away now
Scart issue.
Because it's pepper mint.
Iβm a little chilly
Scoville.
Itβs also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
They get JalapeΓ±o face
STACHOO!
Gets jalapeΓ±o business.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
A seasoned veteran
because It didn't habenero . .
A Fizzician.
Gets jalapeΓ±o business.
Theoretical Fizz-ics.
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.
Gets jalapeΓ±o business.
He's a seasoned veteran
Heβs now a seasoned veteran
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
A fizziscian
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
Because it didn't habanero
