Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What field does Dr.Pepper have a PhD in?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What does a nosy pepper do?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Why was the pepper cold?
Because it's pepper mint.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
To avoid bear attacks, carry little bells and pepper spray.
Itβs also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What do peppers do when theyβre angry
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︎ Dec 09 2020
why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What town do peppers come from?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
My wife stepped in some pepper I accidentally spilt.
Put a little pep in her step.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What did the small pepper say to the big pepper?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why are nosy peppers bad?
Because theyβre always jalapeΓ±o business.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Stay away from the aggressive pepper salesman...
Heβll get jalapeΓ±o face.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Carolina Reaper is one of the spiciest peppers in the world. But they are not scary.
For the wise men once said: Don't fear the Reaper
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Nosey Pepper
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business!
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︎ Oct 19 2020
My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: βUgh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.β
βThat was pepper spray.β
Got me!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Why did the small pepper wear a sweater?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store
They're calling it the Flea Market
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What do you call a group of peppers working undercover?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
My step-father just told me this after picking peppers from his garden:
"You should put these in your tea. Then it would be HOT tea."
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︎ Aug 28 2020
You pepper believe it
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What does an angry pepper do?
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︎ May 19 2020
Did you hear about the solider that got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
Heβs now a seasoned veteran
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What does a nosy pepper do?
Get jalapeΓ±o your business.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery
Because it didn't habanero
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What does a nosy pepper do?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?
because it didn't habanero
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
How do you measure how heavy a chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ May 20 2020
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeΓ±o business
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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︎ Apr 21 2020
What does a nosy pepper do?
it gets jalapeΓ±o business
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What does Dr Pepper have a doctorate in?
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︎ May 17 2020
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
. . . because it didn't habanero!
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