Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What do dead Norseman like in their chili?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Irish Chili
*in your best Irish accent
why does Irish Chili have 239 beans?
If you add one more, itβll be Two-Farty!
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︎ Oct 11 2020
The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store
They're calling it the Flea Market
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︎ Aug 08 2020
A little chili
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Little baby chili
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines
she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !
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︎ Feb 13 2020
I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.
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︎ May 25 2020
What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?
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︎ May 18 2020
It's a little chili out
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︎ Nov 01 2019
I tried to burn my friend a new arsehole by slipping chili peppers into his food, but things didn't go as planned when he switched dishes on me.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
My friends always ask how I concocted my perfect chili recipe. I tell them: same way OJ beat the system...
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Iβm gonna make chili on Sunday
Iβll be charging one sup per bowl
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︎ Feb 01 2020
A little chili
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Why didn't they make chili in ratatouille?
They'd have to call it ratatooty.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
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︎ May 06 2019
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Someone asked me my favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song
If you have to ask... You'll never know!!
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︎ Dec 12 2018
Why was the chili pepper disliked by all the other vegetables?
Because he was always jalapeΓ±o grill.
Credit to r/Small1324 for the joke!
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︎ Jan 16 2019
My mom refused to tell me her secret chili recipe until she was 85 years old.
Then she spilled the beans.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
How do you know when a chili pepper is getting a bit too nosey?
When it starts getting jalapeno business.
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︎ Aug 12 2018
Why was the chili considered nosy?
He was jalapeΓ±o business!
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︎ Mar 22 2019
My sister made chili out of pumpkin pie mix..
I guess anything is "so-chili" acceptable these days..
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︎ May 04 2019
What do you get is you smash two chili's together
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Taken On way to work today - Chili Today, Hot Tamale!
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︎ Nov 04 2017
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
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︎ Jul 12 2020
How do you measure how heavy a chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ May 20 2020
How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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︎ Apr 21 2020
How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
How heavy is a red hot chili pepper
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
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︎ Jan 21 2020
How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Oct 11 2019
How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now...
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︎ Nov 15 2017
How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
How do you find put how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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︎ Dec 27 2018
How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now!!
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︎ Oct 22 2018
How can you determine how heavy a single red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Feb 20 2019
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
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︎ Feb 22 2019
What's the mass of that chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
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︎ Jul 05 2018
The Red Hot Chili Peppers really love Marie Kondo.
Because she helps them give it away, give it away, give it away now.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
How to you find out how heavy a chili pepper is?
β«Just give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh nowβ«
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︎ Aug 17 2018
Why does 239 bean chili only have 239 beans?
Because if it had one more it would be too farty.
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︎ Oct 28 2018
What do you do to find out how heavy your red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
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