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How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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📅︎ Apr 15 2021

My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmer’s market - she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.

I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.

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👤︎ u/ARCdotcom

📅︎ Mar 13 2021

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How do you measure the heaviness of a 2.4 million Scoville chilli pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5

📅︎ Feb 02 2021

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Dried chillis are so unreliable.

They’re totally flaky.

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👤︎ u/apolaine

📅︎ Dec 28 2020

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Irish Chilli

Why cant there be more than 239 beans in an Irish chilli?

Because then it would be "two farty"

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👤︎ u/Whiskey--Jack

📅︎ Oct 22 2020

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What does an annoying chilli do?

It gets jalapeno face

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👤︎ u/Tankerman05

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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Little chilli

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👤︎ u/who_owns_kwik_sak

📅︎ Jul 01 2019

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Chilli outside today.

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👤︎ u/Tmacker14

📅︎ Oct 07 2016

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My girlfriend told me to heat up the chilli in the fridge for dinner.

I asked if I wasn't better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.

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👤︎ u/JonnyBhoy

📅︎ Nov 19 2014

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Why are chilli peppers so irritating?

Because they're jalapeño face!

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👤︎ u/ShrimpySeagull

📅︎ Feb 04 2019

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What do you get when you throw chilli into the sea?

Heat waves.

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👤︎ u/minesh245

📅︎ Mar 12 2019

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I was cooking dinner last night, and made a mild, vegetarian Chilli con carne.

I guess you could also call it a con.

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👤︎ u/Gangre

📅︎ Feb 09 2018

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Vegetable Chilli

My vegetarian flatmate was cooking for us this evening and I asked him what he was cooking. Flatmate: "I am cooking a vegetarian chilli"

Me: "Oh so you're making Chilli non carne"

Everyone in the room groaned and threw something at me, I don't think they appreciate me

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👤︎ u/tomleah

📅︎ May 31 2014

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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli is ?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow

📅︎ Oct 12 2019

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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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👤︎ u/221B_TARDIS

📅︎ Jan 26 2019

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How do you measure chilli peppers

Give it a weigh

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👤︎ u/siriuslyharry

📅︎ Sep 29 2018

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