23 Hilarious Wasabi Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I served sushi to a table and asking for more of that green stuff just said "Wasabi"

"Not much B wassup with you".

I use this joke a lot and it rarely lands so I just hoped I'd get some appreciation here.

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👤︎ u/navi_is_dead

📅︎ Apr 15 2018

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Wasabi

Friend 1: eats a piece of sushi, starts coughing

Friend 2: You ok?

Friend 1: Yeah... Wasabi

Me: nothing much, Wasabi with you?

cue dead silence an stares

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👤︎ u/ItsameLuigi1018

📅︎ Dec 05 2015

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When you sushi a bad pun

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👤︎ u/plasmabro

📅︎ Jun 19 2019

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My 3 year old dad joked me

We were watching Cars 2. In this movie, there is a scene where one of the characters, 'Mater' (a happy go lucky 'southern' towtruck) eats a bunch of wasabi thinking it's pistachio icecream. My 3 year old turns to me and says " hehe, he ate spice-cream" then burst out laughing.

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👤︎ u/serb2212

📅︎ Jul 30 2017

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The sushi chef located the buzzing noise

It wasabi

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👤︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah

📅︎ Jun 10 2018

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What did one Japanese bee say to the other?

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/unicycleguy06

📅︎ Apr 01 2019

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Sushi

For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress.

"Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"

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👤︎ u/Chivoney

📅︎ Apr 18 2016

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/MissEnce

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/DCUB3

📅︎ Aug 27 2020

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/confused-avocado72

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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What did the sushi say to the bee ?

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Sep 29 2020

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What did the sushi tell the bee

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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What did A say to B?

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/imJustASnow

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/beardedrockerboy

📅︎ May 26 2020

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi!

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👤︎ u/Forphucsake

📅︎ Nov 10 2019

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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasabi.

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👤︎ u/Jbeast711

📅︎ Aug 24 2019

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi :)

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👤︎ u/yungsausages

📅︎ Oct 27 2019

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What did the Sushi say to the Bee?

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/kaosbehemoth

📅︎ Sep 29 2016

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What did sushi A Say to sushi B when they first met

WASABI

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👤︎ u/Im_the_black_hole

📅︎ Apr 24 2019

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What does one Japanese bee say to another?

Wasabi.

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👤︎ u/meme_meow

📅︎ May 13 2018

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What did he sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/Pkoch19

📅︎ Oct 06 2017

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What did the sushi say to a bee?

Wasabi!

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👤︎ u/kawaii_feting2017

📅︎ Jan 17 2018

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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👤︎ u/Squach509

📅︎ Jan 10 2018

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