Wasabi

Friend 1: eats a piece of sushi, starts coughing

Friend 2: You ok?

Friend 1: Yeah... Wasabi

Me: nothing much, Wasabi with you?

cue dead silence an stares

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What did the sushi said to the bee?

Wasabi

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When you sushi a bad pun
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My 3 year old dad joked me

We were watching Cars 2. In this movie, there is a scene where one of the characters, 'Mater' (a happy go lucky 'southern' towtruck) eats a bunch of wasabi thinking it's pistachio icecream. My 3 year old turns to me and says " hehe, he ate spice-cream" then burst out laughing.

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The sushi chef located the buzzing noise

It wasabi

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What did one Japanese bee say to the other?

Wasabi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
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Sushi

For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress.

"Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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What did the sushi tell the bee

Wasabi

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What did the sushi say to the bee ?

Wasabi

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What did A say to B?

Wasabi

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasabi.

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi!

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What did the Sushi say to the Bee?

Wasabi

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi :)

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What did sushi A Say to sushi B when they first met

WASABI

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What did he sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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What did the sushi say to a bee?

Wasabi!

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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