I made this crazy paste out of sesame seeds, it was so good I nearly ate all of it

Don’t worry I still have a tahini bit left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowcoma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?

Pasta al dente!

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πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Rest in Paste
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.

Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theycallmeslayer
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Tepsodent. Polgate. Glose-up. Don't trust them. They are all copy-paste.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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What do you call someone who copies and pastes a flu epidemic?

A plaguerizer

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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My grandma just sent a chain email full of these. I'll just copy and paste them.

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for the use of words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.

Here goes...

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut of

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/All_Hail_Dionysus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2015
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Wrong tooth paste

I was over at my MIL's with my wife and my MIL's boyfriend. We got on the subject of how my wife hates cold, chunky food. The rest of the conversation went like this

Mbf: "They make a toothpaste for that. It's called sensodyne.

Wife: " I have tried it, but it didn't work."

Me: "No. It's sensodyne, not Trident."

I also think I stopped my wife from punching the Mbf, because he hates him and he always thinks he has the answer to thinks. So... dadjoked stopped my wife from assaulting someone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolehusker
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...

'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.

'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.

Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X

I don’t know why

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For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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What do you call cheese that happened in the past?

A curd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max49464
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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A legit conversation today with my 2 1/2 year old son as we do our daily stroll past a train station that for once, has no trains stationed...

Son: Daddy, where is Thomas? Daddy: I don’t know, mate. Son: He must be working from home today.

Is this his first dad joke?? Strange what they must be picking up from conversations. Got me good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Past, present and future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanAhJustSay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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Half past nein
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prabeshdai13
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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To get to the time machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnchartedQuasar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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The past, present and future walk into a bar

It was tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pomfritten__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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I made a graph for my past relationships.

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_donald-trump
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Just this past week, I went from agony to ecstasy.

At this rate, I’ll finish reading the dictionary in about a month.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19
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My boss said to me, β€œYou are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”

I said, β€œI’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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This year is the year for remembering the past, because hindsight is 20/20. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterKnifeComics
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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I went to the Home Improvement store this weekend and walked past the stud finders...

The noise was unbearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?

Yeah, they're calling it global worming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeOfRi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What holiday do we celebrate in May to remember all the mothers we lost in the past year?

Momorial Day

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For the past few weekends my wife has done nothing but drag me around to look at expensive new countertops

I'm tired of being taken for granite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zembacraftworks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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I'm trying to learn the alphabet but I can't get past 'X'

I just don't know why !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I hate it when people can't let go of the past.

Debt collectors are the worst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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I've been bench pressing 10 dictionaries everyday for the past 4 weeks.

I've finally got some definition in my arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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Past tense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slushii21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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When a pilot flies past a plane he once piloted,

He's flying by the seat of his pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19
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An irishman walked past a pub..

That's it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pricey_gk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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Went to a meatloaf sampling party this past weekend.

Two out of three weren't bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewWaldron
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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How can you explain the past of all the Bandits in one word?

Heistory!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KG_01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Wife and I were driving past a buffalo farm...

Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"

Me: "No... They're made of buff."

She didn't talk to me the whole way home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuctTapeNinja99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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The World Health Organizatuon has discovered that Coronavirus cannot be transmitted between dogs and humans. They have released all quarantined dogs.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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The past, present and future walk into the bar,

Things got a bit tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy.

I just don’t see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What does the past present and future have in common?

t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pvt_Daws
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 12:

Step 18:

Step 25:

Hospital

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedLime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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My friend was in court for killing 7 buffalo this past month.

When it came to the verdict the judge let him off scot-free; claiming it takes 8 buffalo to make a sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YarrowBeSorrel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Driving past a road named Short road

(taps passanger's leg while looking at them) how short do you think that road is?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolandeluca
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Drove past a cafe which was doing advertising an "All day breakfast"

I thought "I don't have time for that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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A Scotsman stumbles out of the bar and as he is walking down the street, he walks past a girl.

The girl asks, β€œis it true that there’s nothing under that kilt of yours?” The Scotsman replies, β€œwhy don’t you reach under and see for yourself?” The girl reaches under his kilt and quickly removes her hand. β€œDear god, that’s gruesome!”

The Scotsman replied back β€œAye, and if you reach up under there again, you’ll see it’s gruesome more.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jetmover78
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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You know what they say about hindsight!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rejectedtuna
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksol88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Why did the Norwegian boats have barcodes on the side?

When they dock, they can scan-di-navian...

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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I've spent the past week learning escapology...

I really need to get out more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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A bloke on a tractor just drove past and shouted β€œthe end of the world is nigh”

I think it was farmer geddon

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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What did the optometrist say when the Russian aircraft flew past at lightning speed?

He felt it might have been an optical Illyushin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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A guy in a tracker just drive past me yelling "the end of the world is nigh!"

Must be Farmer Geddon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Of all the inventions in the past 100 years...

The dry erase board is the most remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N8rG8r_12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me yelling "the end of the world nigh!"

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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past tents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theeyeofevil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Today my son and I walked past a gym and he said "looks like they've closed down."

My response; "guess it didn't work out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurtLemmington
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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The past, present, and future went camping...

It was intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RideandReddijuce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Why did the little boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Because he heard there were sleeping pills in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leftonasournote
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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You shouldn't fart in an Apple store,

They don't have Windows...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanner_Banner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Driving past a farm, I said to the kids, "Those are expert horses..."

"... They're out standing in their field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuzinrob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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A guy rushed past me at the post office to deliver 25 different letters...

He skipped the Q.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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I was driving past a Toyota today and it looked a little unwell,

I think it has the Corrola Virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyliim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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What do you call an explosive that’s past its expiry date?

Dyna-might not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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What do you call it when your wife leaves you for a past lover?

A predickament.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hornfromthe80s
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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We were driving past a cemetery.

My dad said in a dead serious quiet voice "I know something you don't know about this place. The people living in this town aren't allowed to be buried here."

And I was really confused, so I asked why.

He said "because they are still alive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...

That was classic Colognialism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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The sign said "No Trespassing"...

... So we went past it in pairs. That was only "dos-passing".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OligarchBrawler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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Guys I found out what the past tense of remove is.

[removed]

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Punning replaced my old past-time.

I used to be a film photographer but learned it was a negative hobby.

One that lens itself to bad puns.

The kind that make you shutter.

I have proof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHK1961
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Did you see that milk go flying past?

No? Oh. It must have gotten...pasturized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimBobBoBubba
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I recently discovered what the past tense of Remove is

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I used to be addicted to time travel,

but that’s all in the past now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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Someone thought I was stupid and tried to explain what a sawhorse is

But I shut him down immediately because I'm well aware that it's the past tense of seahorse

Thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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My favourite movie of the recent past has to be β€œThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Scientists are saying salads are soon to be a thing of the past.

Lettuce Romaine calm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/you_buy_this_shit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Did you hear about the new boxer with a disability that prevents him from lifting his arms past his waist?

All his opponents seem to have the upper hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riffengo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Hear about the author in jail?

They put him in the writers block. Couldn’t get past his first sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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I recently created a graph illustrating my past relationships.

It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkoruda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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You cannot run on a camping site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.

I hope you scrolled past that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickcorrine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Confession time

I’ve really been opposed to beards in the past because I don’t like how they look. But because of laziness, I now have a beard. And to be honest, it’s really grown on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0NN0Rwdwrd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Here is my Top 10 list of favorite years from the past decade.

(In chronological order)

2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drigana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I visited a monastery

and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar'?" He replied "No, I'm the chip monk"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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So THAT'S how they've been sneaking past customs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyAssIsAnAlien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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So I walked past a store in my hometown that sells only balloons

...and I thought to myself "what clowns are keeping this business afloat?"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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My wife’s body is perfect in every way except that she wears glasses.

It’s okay though. I’m willing to look past that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBones90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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The past, present and future walk into a bar

It was tense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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The Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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The past, present and future walk in to a bar..

It was tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Past, Present and Future walked into a bar...

...it was tense...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSphinx1906
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicomagnifico
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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A guy rushed past me at the post office to deliver 25 different letters

He skipped the Q.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Max-Volume
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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The Past, Present and Future walked into a bar

It was tense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denbroc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Alphanate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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