Be like Santa Claus and prevent the spread of Covid
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
What's a baker's favourite spread?
My son helped me out with this one. What do doors spread on their toast?
Jamb.
Thanks u/rerunthedj
Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus
They are called the Flu Flux Fang!
What did the hazelnut spread say to the interrogator?
“I’m NUTELLAn ya nothin!!”
Ever wonder how a Jehovah's witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?
The spread of Covid-19 is based mostly on two factors
- How dense the local population is
- How dense the local population is
Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...
I don’t feel like there’s a knead
What would they call coronavirus if it was spread by crows?
When malaria spreads to Italty
You might be worried about overeating while you’re quarantined, but it’s better than risking the spread of disease. So don’t worry...
It will be worth the weight.
One of my favourite dad jokes from the early 00’s: In an attempt to stop the spread of bird flu
President Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next!
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
I hope coronavirus doesn't spread through sex.
Coz i dont wanna be the only person left alive here.
What does the duck spread its cheese on?
Where does the coronavirus spread the easiest?
A new precaution has been implemented to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus.
All TCP communications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.
What do you call a person who spreads flu?
Block is here to spread the word of God! (Dunno if this is a pun)
Doctors are pleased at how wide-spread influenza suppression meds have been distributed, in preparation to being used...
They say it's gone anti-viral.
I'm gonna spread some sentimentality
Over 3 square sentimentals.
What kind of spread does a lumberjack like?
Have you heard the rumour about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it
PLEASE SPREAD
I have just won a tonne of butter and jam........giving away free
Used a fabric softener bottle to spread rock salt on the driveway, had to label it properly
A dear friend of mine passed away recently. He asked that we spread his cremated ashes in the big fountain in the town square.
Oddish was part of my bujo spread this week!
I invented a new delicious sandwich spread, and I’m trying to get it patented.
But the Mayo clinic never responds to my letters.
Spread the news! My Grizzly is stuck on loop!
What did the hazelnut spread say to the detective?
I'm nuttelling you anything without my lawyer present
What do you do when you wanna keep your chocolate spread a secret from a girl?
What do you call the hazelnut chocolate spread manufactured by Reddit, Inc...
How do Communists spread their propaganda?
Covid spreads based on two factors
- A dense population
- A population being dense
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