Who split the Red Sea using diffusion?

Os-moses.

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π€︎ u/CoolDude777777777
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I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes

It always comes down to the wire.

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π€︎ u/icemage27
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Whatβs the best way to diffuse an altercation at an Indian restaurant?

Naanviolence.

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π€︎ u/2friends_12pizzas
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So I told this joke about bombs to my friends

But it got diffused

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π€︎ u/marshmello100
π︎ Aug 23 2020
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Study tip: Don't drink water while studying

Because water decreases concentration.

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π€︎ u/maximmilliam
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Anne has a problem
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π€︎ u/journeyman369
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So my niece was talking about how it was raining, and at her school they have these "tents", which are really just tarps, over the outside lunch area. Apparently water pools up on top of them after it rains.

Her: the janitor was pushing up with a broom underneath and the water was splashing off, it was intense! me: sounds like it was off-tents actually... her: facepalm

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π€︎ u/plasticarmyman
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Today in Advanced Microfabrication, we were talking about diffusion into silicon. One of the key measurements of diffusion is Q, or the total number of dopants in the substrate. For some reason, sometimes you use Q in the equations, and sometimes you use 2*Q.

He then asked us, "So if you have 5Q and then 5 more Q, how many do you have?"

"Uh.. 10 Q?"

"You're welcome! hahahahahahahahah"

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π€︎ u/GreyPooponPoop
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