Who split the Red Sea using diffusion?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolDude777777777
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes

It always comes down to the wire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What’s the best way to diffuse an altercation at an Indian restaurant?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/2friends_12pizzas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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So I told this joke about bombs to my friends

But it got diffused

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshmello100
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Study tip: Don't drink water while studying

Because water decreases concentration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximmilliam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Anne has a problem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/journeyman369
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2015
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dad joked my niece

So my niece was talking about how it was raining, and at her school they have these "tents", which are really just tarps, over the outside lunch area. Apparently water pools up on top of them after it rains.

Her: the janitor was pushing up with a broom underneath and the water was splashing off, it was intense! me: sounds like it was off-tents actually... her: facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasticarmyman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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Professor dad-joked the whole class

Today in Advanced Microfabrication, we were talking about diffusion into silicon. One of the key measurements of diffusion is Q, or the total number of dopants in the substrate. For some reason, sometimes you use Q in the equations, and sometimes you use 2*Q.

He then asked us, "So if you have 5Q and then 5 more Q, how many do you have?"

"Uh.. 10 Q?"

"You're welcome! hahahahahahahahah"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreyPooponPoop
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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