What’s the best way to diffuse an altercation at an Indian restaurant?

Naanviolence.

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I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes

It always comes down to the wire.

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Who split the Red Sea using diffusion?

Os-moses.

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So I told this joke about bombs to my friends

But it got diffused

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Study tip: Don't drink water while studying

Because water decreases concentration.

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Anne has a problem
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dad joked my niece

So my niece was talking about how it was raining, and at her school they have these "tents", which are really just tarps, over the outside lunch area. Apparently water pools up on top of them after it rains.

Her: the janitor was pushing up with a broom underneath and the water was splashing off, it was intense! me: sounds like it was off-tents actually... her: facepalm

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Professor dad-joked the whole class

Today in Advanced Microfabrication, we were talking about diffusion into silicon. One of the key measurements of diffusion is Q, or the total number of dopants in the substrate. For some reason, sometimes you use Q in the equations, and sometimes you use 2*Q.

He then asked us, "So if you have 5Q and then 5 more Q, how many do you have?"

"Uh.. 10 Q?"

"You're welcome! hahahahahahahahah"

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