Be like Santa Claus and prevent the spread of Covid
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What's a baker's favourite spread?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My son helped me out with this one. What do doors spread on their toast?
Jamb.
Thanks u/rerunthedj
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus
They are called the Flu Flux Fang!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Spread the word
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What did the hazelnut spread say to the interrogator?
βIβm NUTELLAn ya nothin!!β
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama
Mum-to-sis
If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Ever wonder how a Jehovah's witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...
I donβt feel like thereβs a knead
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︎ Aug 06 2020
The spread of Covid-19 is based mostly on two factors
- How dense the local population is
- How dense the local population is
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︎ Apr 08 2020
What would they call coronavirus if it was spread by crows?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
When malaria spreads to Italty
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︎ Jul 17 2019
You might be worried about overeating while youβre quarantined, but itβs better than risking the spread of disease. So donβt worry...
It will be worth the weight.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
One of my favourite dad jokes from the early 00βs: In an attempt to stop the spread of bird flu
President Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next!
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︎ May 13 2020
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
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︎ May 05 2020
I hope coronavirus doesn't spread through sex.
Coz i dont wanna be the only person left alive here.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
What does the duck spread its cheese on?
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Where does the coronavirus spread the easiest?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
A new precaution has been implemented to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus.
All TCP communications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
What do you call a person who spreads flu?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Doctors are pleased at how wide-spread influenza suppression meds have been distributed, in preparation to being used...
They say it's gone anti-viral.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Block is here to spread the word of God! (Dunno if this is a pun)
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︎ May 30 2019
Spread the word guys
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︎ Feb 04 2019
I'm gonna spread some sentimentality
Over 3 square sentimentals.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
What kind of spread does a lumberjack like?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Have you heard the rumour about butter? Never mind, I shouldnβt spread it
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︎ Oct 07 2017
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︎ Mar 22 2019
PLEASE SPREAD
I have just won a tonne of butter and jam........giving away free
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︎ May 21 2019
Used a fabric softener bottle to spread rock salt on the driveway, had to label it properly
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︎ Feb 18 2015
A dear friend of mine passed away recently. He asked that we spread his cremated ashes in the big fountain in the town square.
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Oddish was part of my bujo spread this week!
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︎ Jun 26 2018
I invented a new delicious sandwich spread, and Iβm trying to get it patented.
But the Mayo clinic never responds to my letters.
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︎ Nov 13 2018
Spread the news! My Grizzly is stuck on loop!
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︎ Nov 29 2018
What do you do when you wanna keep your chocolate spread a secret from a girl?
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︎ Aug 02 2018
What did the hazelnut spread say to the detective?
I'm nuttelling you anything without my lawyer present
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︎ Feb 19 2018
What do you call the hazelnut chocolate spread manufactured by Reddit, Inc...
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︎ Mar 01 2015
How do Communists spread their propaganda?
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︎ Feb 21 2018
Covid spreads based on two factors
- A dense population
- A population being dense
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︎ May 21 2020
The spread of coronavirus is based on two key factors:
- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is
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