20 Hilarious Margarine Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks a go and it still hurts.....

I can't believe it's not better.

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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What did the monk say who saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine?

I can't believe it's not Buddha.

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👤︎ u/LongDecision1

📅︎ Feb 07 2021

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Why did Margarine get detention?

Everyone butter was on time to class.

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👤︎ u/idontgiveAdam333

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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Margarine is good

But it's not butter than the alternative

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👤︎ u/luispe94

📅︎ Nov 27 2020

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Why were margarine's parents disappointed in her?

They had raised her butter.

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👤︎ u/ShanShen

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper

📅︎ Jul 11 2019

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Have you all heard about the monk who claimed to see the face of jesus in a tub of margarine?

He said “i cant believe its not Buddha”

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👤︎ u/basecamp13

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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A lot of people consider me to be the margarine of comedy

I tell a joke and they can’t believe it’s not better.

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👤︎ u/hamiltonscale

📅︎ Apr 25 2020

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I started a company to sell my recipe of soy based margarine.

Its soyda butter... and soyda not!

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👤︎ u/jazzywaffles84

📅︎ Mar 16 2020

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Did you know about the guy who only eats margarine?

Yeah, he knows no butter

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👤︎ u/KingPeppie

📅︎ May 10 2019

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A breadbox is talking to his fellow margarine stick...

“Where’s my money?” asked the box.

“I’ll get it to you, don’t worry!” the stick answered, slipping up on his words and having a meltdown.

“Well, you butter get it to me quickly, or you’re toast!”

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👤︎ u/ShowPan69

📅︎ May 07 2019

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Did you hear the joke about margarine?

I butter not tell it, it might spread.

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👤︎ u/skullydazed

📅︎ Apr 17 2017

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My friend was told to use a margarine tub as a protective cup...

...but he was afraid he'd get a knob of butter.

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👤︎ u/RafflesEsq

📅︎ Dec 28 2014

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What's the difference between butter and margarine?

There is margarinely more fat in butter!

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👤︎ u/StevieGwhatabeauty

📅︎ Dec 11 2015

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How have we not improved on margarine more?

I can't believe it's not better.

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👤︎ u/Chrisazy

📅︎ Feb 23 2021

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A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.

I can’t believe it’s not better.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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A tub of margarine fell on my Foot last week

And it's still bruised, I can't believe it's not better.

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👤︎ u/not_a_problem69

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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What did the Tibetan Monk say when he saw Jesus in a tub of margarine?

"I can't believe it's not Buddha."

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👤︎ u/mayorodoyle

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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What did the monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in a margarine tub?

I can't believe it's not Buddah.

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👤︎ u/ShibbleNibble

📅︎ Jun 20 2020

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What did the monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in his margarine tub?

I can't believe it's not buddha

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👤︎ u/natulm

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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