The Margarines Puns

A list of puns related to "The Margarines"

What did the Tibetan Monk say when he saw Jesus in a tub of margarine?

"I can't believe it's not Buddha."

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👤︎ u/mayorodoyle
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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A lot of people consider me to be the margarine of comedy

I tell a joke and they can’t believe it’s not better.

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👤︎ u/hamiltonscale
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Have you all heard about the monk who claimed to see the face of jesus in a tub of margarine?

He said “i cant believe its not Buddha”

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👤︎ u/basecamp13
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Did you know about the guy who only eats margarine?

Yeah, he knows no butter

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👤︎ u/KingPeppie
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Did you hear the joke about margarine?

I butter not tell it, it might spread.

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👤︎ u/skullydazed
📅︎ Apr 17 2017
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What's the difference between butter and margarine?

There is margarinely more fat in butter!

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👤︎ u/StevieGwhatabeauty
📅︎ Dec 11 2015
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Dad just hit me with this

A buddhist monk had a religious crisis. He open a tub of margarine and saw the face of Jesus. He said to himself "I can't believe it's not buddha." (Prounounced buddah)

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👤︎ u/jzeitler121
📅︎ May 31 2020
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A recent study in America asked people their preferred butter

48% of Americans chose real butter, whilst the other 51% opted for a substitute.

The study concluded that imitations are only margarineally butter.

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👤︎ u/a_wild_redditer
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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I can’t believe it’s not butter

Every once in a while I buy the wrong kind of imitation butter at the grocery store. It’s ok though. It’s still within my margarine of error

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👤︎ u/Dulse_eater
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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What did the monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in a margarine tub?

I can't believe it's not Buddah.

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👤︎ u/ShibbleNibble
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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What did the monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in his margarine tub?

I can't believe it's not buddha

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👤︎ u/natulm
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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