Greek Yogurt Pun

While talking about how one of my students is Greek, my brother snarkily asked "Like the yogurt?" My response was "Yes, she's very cultured."

πŸ‘︎ 53
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sydleismith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
🚨︎ report
What do you have when you accidentally sit on yogurt?

A messy dairy-error.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowR2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
🚨︎ report
OMG... some guy just threw yogurt, cottage cheese and brie at me!

HOW DAIRY!

πŸ‘︎ 33
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/joshually
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
🚨︎ report
I'm starting a combination of a Frozen Yogurt shop and a news stand.

It will be called FroYo Information.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
🚨︎ report
Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.

I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.

β€œExcuse me,” I said, β€œI couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”

They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, β€œIt’s Wales!”

β€œNo offense intended,” I replied. β€œPlease allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/schoonerw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call it when you make yogurt drinks smaller?

Lassi compression

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicalPizza21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
🚨︎ report
Why hasn’t Activia yogurt made a commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis singing a parody of Alanis Morissette’s β€œIronic” and change it to β€œProbiotic”?
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/biffpow8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
🚨︎ report
I buy yogurt to the point where some people call it hoarding

But I know it’s just cultured behaviour

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rant-rant-rant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
🚨︎ report
People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.

I tell them that I did it for the culture.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
🚨︎ report
What are the similarities between good yogurt and a well-traveled man?

They are both cultured.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchiGoSwam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
🚨︎ report
My wife thinks she's funny by putting Frozen yogurt in the freezer for my home packed lunches.
πŸ‘︎ 39
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dye590
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
🚨︎ report
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.

I hope it makes us more cultured.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/reepicheep08
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
🚨︎ report
Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?

No whey!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/agoodleaf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
🚨︎ report
When the yogurt took over, we all made the same jokes

β€œFinally, our rulers will have culture,” β€œOur society has curdled,” β€œOur government is now the cream of the crop,”

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/the-linx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
🚨︎ report
I've just eaten 3 yogurts in a row...

I'm Muller-d.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Dropping 864 Quarts of Yogurt at Work
πŸ‘︎ 41
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gcarsk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
🚨︎ report
My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...

I was like, "No whey!"

πŸ‘︎ 52
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
🚨︎ report
I was walking down the street the other day and a guy threw milk, yogurt and cheese at me..

I just thought how dairy.

πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
🚨︎ report
Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...

It was mostly a cultural exchange.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ProtoXoa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Why don’t bigots like yogurt?

Because they don’t like culture!

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/faulknlt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
🚨︎ report
My yogurt has puns.
πŸ‘︎ 27
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FabioInMyBed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
🚨︎ report
What's the difference between yogurt and Australia?

If you leave yogurt on it's own for while it develops it's own culture.

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-ed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
🚨︎ report
My wife only eats one type of yogurt and refuses to try any other brand.

She discriminates against other cultures.

πŸ‘︎ 43
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
🚨︎ report
Why is yogurt so diverse?

Because of all the cultures

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
🚨︎ report
A man keeps throwing yogurt and milk at my house.

How dairy!!!

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/heisenberg_2505
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
🚨︎ report
Yogurt
πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ImpulseValex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
🚨︎ report
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
🚨︎ report
Son, do you know why yogurt has such great taste?

It's got culture

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
🚨︎ report
I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dulse_eater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
🚨︎ report
I just put way to much honey in my yogurt

I'm about to be buzzing around this morning

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Squach509
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
🚨︎ report
My buddy has to wear a tuxedo to his job at the yogurt factory.

It’s a very cultured environment.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sgri0b
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
🚨︎ report
Girlfriend: What's the difference between yogurt and Greek yogurt?

Me: One is better with their money.

You could see the sigh in her eyes.

πŸ‘︎ 212
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/plutoisplanet9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the kid that microwaved a spoonful of yogurt?

It was a real culture shock.

πŸ‘︎ 65
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BlazeCasting
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
🚨︎ report
Anyone want some frozen yogurt? imgur.com/wJPs0nZ
πŸ‘︎ 102
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3Cak3IsAL13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
🚨︎ report
I tried to eat some Chobani yogurt...

It was all greek to me.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
🚨︎ report
What did Ernie say when Bert wanted to have some of his frozen yogurt?

Sherbert

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mgarbo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
🚨︎ report
Mom vs Excessive Yogurt choices
πŸ‘︎ 177
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/elr3y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
🚨︎ report
Why do Greek people make thicker yogurt than Americans?

Greek yogurt culture.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gtheot
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
🚨︎ report
I had a friend who labored all day at a yogurt factory.

He was all work and Yoplait.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Pactin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
🚨︎ report
Why is Greek yogurt different from American yogurt?

Because it's a different culture

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/IJustDontKnowHow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
🚨︎ report
My daughter covered her blueberries with her yogurt this morning...

...I told her that she would be looking for berried treasure!

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CAdamH
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
🚨︎ report
My dad got me some frozen yogurt...

http://imgur.com/E536qZx

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperAndroidDude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
🚨︎ report
Why did the man bring yogurt to the symphony?

He wanted to be more cultural!

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/K20_FTW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
🚨︎ report
I tried a new, exotic yogurt brand today

Didn't like it too much. I guess I'm not cultured enough

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bluecarpets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
🚨︎ report
Why do you never see Mesopotamian yogurt?

It only comes from live cultures.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
🚨︎ report
Yogurt

I was talking with a friend and we some how got on the subject of how much her daughter loves yogurt. I looked at her and said: "Well, she definitely has some culture." She cracked quarter of a smirk and finished with an eye roll.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/georgethemonitor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
🚨︎ report
What was the airline pilot's favorite type of yogurt?

Plane

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
🚨︎ report
Conversation about yogurt texture

Commercial comes on regarding lighter yogurt, not as thick as Greek yogurt.

Sister: I actually like thicker yogurt so it's not as runny.

Dad: Yeah I don't like runny yogurt either. I can never catch up to it.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorBreakfast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
🚨︎ report
A guy just threw a yogurt at me!!

How dairy!!

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jesslees24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.