Greek Yogurt Pun

While talking about how one of my students is Greek, my brother snarkily asked "Like the yogurt?" My response was "Yes, she's very cultured."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sydleismith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.

I tell them that I did it for the culture.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23
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I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.

I hope it makes us more cultured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reepicheep08
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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To anyone who eats yogurt...

you’re a man of culture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keatsvevo
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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My wife thinks she's funny by putting Frozen yogurt in the freezer for my home packed lunches.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dye590
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agoodleaf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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When the yogurt took over, we all made the same jokes

β€œFinally, our rulers will have culture,” β€œOur society has curdled,” β€œOur government is now the cream of the crop,”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-linx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I've just eaten 3 yogurts in a row...

I'm Muller-d.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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A guy just threw a yogurt at me!!

How dairy!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesslees24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Dropping 864 Quarts of Yogurt at Work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gcarsk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Someone stole my yogurt out of the fridge at work

It was cultural appropriation.

OC afaik. Sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevelvd
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...

I was like, "No whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I was walking down the street the other day and a guy threw milk, yogurt and cheese at me..

I just thought how dairy.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...

It was mostly a cultural exchange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProtoXoa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why don’t bigots like yogurt?

Because they don’t like culture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faulknlt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Why is yogurt so diverse?

Because of all the cultures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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My wife only eats one type of yogurt and refuses to try any other brand.

She discriminates against other cultures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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What's the difference between yogurt and Australia?

If you leave yogurt on it's own for while it develops it's own culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-ed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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A man keeps throwing yogurt and milk at my house.

How dairy!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heisenberg_2505
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Son, do you know why yogurt has such great taste?

It's got culture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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My yogurt has puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FabioInMyBed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Yogurt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImpulseValex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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My buddy has to wear a tuxedo to his job at the yogurt factory.

It’s a very cultured environment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgri0b
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dulse_eater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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I just put way to much honey in my yogurt

I'm about to be buzzing around this morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squach509
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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I tried to eat some Chobani yogurt...

It was all greek to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Did you hear about the kid that microwaved a spoonful of yogurt?

It was a real culture shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlazeCasting
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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Why do Greek people make thicker yogurt than Americans?

Greek yogurt culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gtheot
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Girlfriend: What's the difference between yogurt and Greek yogurt?

Me: One is better with their money.

You could see the sigh in her eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plutoisplanet9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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What did Ernie say when Bert wanted to have some of his frozen yogurt?

Sherbert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mgarbo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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I had a friend who labored all day at a yogurt factory.

He was all work and Yoplait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pactin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Anyone want some frozen yogurt? imgur.com/wJPs0nZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3Cak3IsAL13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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Mom vs Excessive Yogurt choices
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elr3y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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My daughter covered her blueberries with her yogurt this morning...

...I told her that she would be looking for berried treasure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAdamH
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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Why is Greek yogurt different from American yogurt?

Because it's a different culture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IJustDontKnowHow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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My dad got me some frozen yogurt...

http://imgur.com/E536qZx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperAndroidDude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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I tried a new, exotic yogurt brand today

Didn't like it too much. I guess I'm not cultured enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluecarpets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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Why did the man bring yogurt to the symphony?

He wanted to be more cultural!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K20_FTW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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Why do you never see Mesopotamian yogurt?

It only comes from live cultures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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Yogurt

I was talking with a friend and we some how got on the subject of how much her daughter loves yogurt. I looked at her and said: "Well, she definitely has some culture." She cracked quarter of a smirk and finished with an eye roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/georgethemonitor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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What was the airline pilot's favorite type of yogurt?

Plane

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
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Conversation about yogurt texture

Commercial comes on regarding lighter yogurt, not as thick as Greek yogurt.

Sister: I actually like thicker yogurt so it's not as runny.

Dad: Yeah I don't like runny yogurt either. I can never catch up to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorBreakfast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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Dad joke about yogurt. Yes it's possible

Coworker A complained about the scent of yogurt in Coworker B's lunch. Coworker B replies "Well I guess your not very cultured, are you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OddMcGin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2014
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While eating yogurt and drinking kombucha...

"I'm having a very cultured snack"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClappingRat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2014
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Greek Yogurt Dad Joke

I was talking to my parents about what food I can eat in the morning, and how I'm pretty much limited to Greek Yogurt.

"Whats the difference between Greek Yogurt and Regular Yogurt?" Asked my dad.

"The bacteria is more cultured." explained mom

"What does that mean? Do they listen to classical music and frequent the art museum?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicken1672
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2013
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