Greek Yogurt Pun
While talking about how one of my students is Greek, my brother snarkily asked "Like the yogurt?" My response was "Yes, she's very cultured."
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︎ Nov 25 2015
I just watched a horror movie where an old couple is chased around by probiotic yogurt.
It was called Paranormal Activia.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....
I really hated cancelling culture.
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︎ May 06 2021
Whatβs the difference between milk and yogurt?
Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What do you call a man who makes yogurt?
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︎ Mar 07 2021
OMG... some guy just threw yogurt, cottage cheese and brie at me!
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What's the difference between America and an yogurt
The yogurt is capable of growing a culture after 100 years
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you have when you accidentally sit on yogurt?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I'm starting a combination of a Frozen Yogurt shop and a news stand.
It will be called FroYo Information.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
βExcuse me,β I said, βI couldnβt help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?β
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, βItβs Wales!β
βNo offense intended,β I replied. βPlease allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?β
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why hasnβt Activia yogurt made a commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis singing a parody of Alanis Morissetteβs βIronicβ and change it to βProbioticβ?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I buy yogurt to the point where some people call it hoarding
But I know itβs just cultured behaviour
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︎ Aug 11 2020
My wife thinks she's funny by putting Frozen yogurt in the freezer for my home packed lunches.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.
I tell them that I did it for the culture.
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︎ May 23 2020
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
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︎ May 23 2020
Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
When the yogurt took over, we all made the same jokes
βFinally, our rulers will have culture,β
βOur society has curdled,β
βOur government is now the cream of the crop,β
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︎ Dec 03 2019
I've just eaten 3 yogurts in a row...
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︎ Sep 27 2019
My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...
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︎ Dec 24 2018
Dropping 864 Quarts of Yogurt at Work
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︎ Mar 20 2019
I was walking down the street the other day and a guy threw milk, yogurt and cheese at me..
I just thought how dairy.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
My yogurt has puns.
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︎ Dec 17 2017
My wife only eats one type of yogurt and refuses to try any other brand.
She discriminates against other cultures.
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︎ Sep 30 2018
Why donβt bigots like yogurt?
Because they donβt like culture!
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...
It was mostly a cultural exchange.
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Yogurt
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︎ Feb 24 2018
I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
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︎ Dec 04 2017
A man keeps throwing yogurt and milk at my house.
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︎ Nov 03 2018
Girlfriend: What's the difference between yogurt and Greek yogurt?
Me: One is better with their money.
You could see the sigh in her eyes.
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︎ Jul 15 2015
Son, do you know why yogurt has such great taste?
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︎ Dec 14 2018
I just put way to much honey in my yogurt
I'm about to be buzzing around this morning
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︎ Mar 27 2018
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︎ Mar 15 2015
Did you hear about the kid that microwaved a spoonful of yogurt?
It was a real culture shock.
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︎ Aug 13 2017
My buddy has to wear a tuxedo to his job at the yogurt factory.
Itβs a very cultured environment.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
Mom vs Excessive Yogurt choices
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︎ Nov 15 2013
What did Ernie say when Bert wanted to have some of his frozen yogurt?
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︎ Jul 04 2017
I tried to eat some Chobani yogurt...
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︎ Sep 18 2018
Why do Greek people make thicker yogurt than Americans?
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︎ May 28 2018
I had a friend who labored all day at a yogurt factory.
He was all work and Yoplait.
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︎ Jan 27 2018
Why is Greek yogurt different from American yogurt?
Because it's a different culture
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︎ Feb 22 2017
My daughter covered her blueberries with her yogurt this morning...
...I told her that she would be looking for berried treasure!
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︎ Jun 07 2017
My dad got me some frozen yogurt...
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︎ Nov 09 2016
Why did the man bring yogurt to the symphony?
He wanted to be more cultural!
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︎ Feb 01 2017
Why do you never see Mesopotamian yogurt?
It only comes from live cultures.
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︎ Jan 06 2017
A guy just threw a yogurt at me!!
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︎ Sep 17 2019
What's the difference between yogurt and Australia?
If you leave yogurt on it's own for while it develops it's own culture.
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︎ Sep 04 2018
Why is yogurt so diverse?
Because of all the cultures
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︎ Apr 22 2019
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history
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︎ Oct 06 2018
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