Greek Yogurt Pun
While talking about how one of my students is Greek, my brother snarkily asked "Like the yogurt?" My response was "Yes, she's very cultured."
I just watched a horror movie where an old couple is chased around by probiotic yogurt.
It was called Paranormal Activia.
My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....
I really hated cancelling culture.
What’s the difference between milk and yogurt?
Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.
What do you call a man who makes yogurt?
OMG... some guy just threw yogurt, cottage cheese and brie at me!
What's the difference between America and an yogurt
The yogurt is capable of growing a culture after 100 years
What do you have when you accidentally sit on yogurt?
I'm starting a combination of a Frozen Yogurt shop and a news stand.
It will be called FroYo Information.
Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
Why hasn’t Activia yogurt made a commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis singing a parody of Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” and change it to “Probiotic”?
I buy yogurt to the point where some people call it hoarding
But I know it’s just cultured behaviour
My wife thinks she's funny by putting Frozen yogurt in the freezer for my home packed lunches.
People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.
I tell them that I did it for the culture.
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?
When the yogurt took over, we all made the same jokes
“Finally, our rulers will have culture,”
“Our society has curdled,”
“Our government is now the cream of the crop,”
I've just eaten 3 yogurts in a row...
My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...
Dropping 864 Quarts of Yogurt at Work
I was walking down the street the other day and a guy threw milk, yogurt and cheese at me..
I just thought how dairy.
What's the difference between yogurt and Australia?
If you leave yogurt on it's own for while it develops it's own culture.
My wife only eats one type of yogurt and refuses to try any other brand.
She discriminates against other cultures.
Why don’t bigots like yogurt?
Because they don’t like culture!
Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...
It was mostly a cultural exchange.
I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
A man keeps throwing yogurt and milk at my house.
Why is yogurt so diverse?
Because of all the cultures
Girlfriend: What's the difference between yogurt and Greek yogurt?
Me: One is better with their money.
You could see the sigh in her eyes.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history
Son, do you know why yogurt has such great taste?
I just put way to much honey in my yogurt
I'm about to be buzzing around this morning
Did you hear about the kid that microwaved a spoonful of yogurt?
It was a real culture shock.
My buddy has to wear a tuxedo to his job at the yogurt factory.
It’s a very cultured environment.
Mom vs Excessive Yogurt choices
What did Ernie say when Bert wanted to have some of his frozen yogurt?
I tried to eat some Chobani yogurt...
Why do Greek people make thicker yogurt than Americans?
I had a friend who labored all day at a yogurt factory.
He was all work and Yoplait.
Why is Greek yogurt different from American yogurt?
Because it's a different culture
My daughter covered her blueberries with her yogurt this morning...
...I told her that she would be looking for berried treasure!
My dad got me some frozen yogurt...
Why did the man bring yogurt to the symphony?
He wanted to be more cultural!
Why do you never see Mesopotamian yogurt?
It only comes from live cultures.
A guy just threw a yogurt at me!!