15 Hilarious Yoghurt Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.

I thought "How dairy!"

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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I was sitting in a bar when a man walked in and proceeded to throw some milk, yoghurt and cheese at me

How dairy

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👤︎ u/Echo-24

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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How does Reese eat her yoghurt?

Witherspoon

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👤︎ u/Sco91tty

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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I was walking home from work and a madman started throwing milk, cheese and yoghurt at me.

How dairy!

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👤︎ u/shaffaaf27

📅︎ May 08 2019

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Why do hipsters eat yoghurt?

It’s cultured

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👤︎ u/RandyMarshsMoustache

📅︎ Mar 01 2019

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I'm working on an Indian cookbook but I just can't finish that cucumber yoghurt recipe.

Classic case of raita's block.

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👤︎ u/PaltosMcOlafson

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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I’ve just sat and ate 16 yoghurts.

I’m Müller’d!

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👤︎ u/Cleatus029

📅︎ Jun 27 2018

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I walked into the kitchen to find yet another yoghurt floating in mid-air.

I've had enough of these Paranormal Activia.

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👤︎ u/helloinvader

📅︎ Nov 18 2015

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Last night I was arguing to my wife about who should keep our children in the divorce and I got angry and threw some trifle at her

She ended up getting custardy

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👤︎ u/B0bby_j3Ff

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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I did Yoga today morning and my stomach really hurt after that. Why?

Because I had Yoghurt before.

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👤︎ u/jaibhageria

📅︎ Sep 08 2020

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(British pun) People keep saying Trump might dessert the country...

Is that because he has been backed into a Müller Corner?

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👤︎ u/Statically

📅︎ Dec 01 2018

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What did the cheese say to the milk after he called the butter fat?

Yoghurting his feelings

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👤︎ u/Peppyskrt

📅︎ Jan 17 2020

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Art Show

Went to an art show on the weekend with my wife. We were looking at all the abstract paintings and my wife says,

I just don't get it why is the big splotchy painting worth $8,000 our daughter could paint something just like that. Maybe I'm just not cultured enough?

I reply,

That's not a problem honey you just need to eat more yoghurt!

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👤︎ u/Overkill782

📅︎ Aug 29 2016

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Asked the missus if she fancied any dessert...

Her: "I feel like some yoghurt!"

Me: "You don't look like yoghurt!"

Her: eye roll, shakes head sadly

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👤︎ u/_korvan_

📅︎ Nov 12 2015

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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.

How dairy

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👤︎ u/mattlg94

📅︎ Apr 03 2018

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