Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?
My lactose intolerant friend had some cheese at the beginning of our eight hour road trip today...
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
I’m lactose intolerant
My derrière gets dairy air
I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.
We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
Lactose intolerant people are scum
Like it's 2020, start being tolerant already
Where do lactose intolerant farts come from?
Do not view if you're lactose intolerant.
My wife made me lactose free pancakes.
My dad lied about being lactose intolerant.
He’s been milking it for years.
Why is it called Lactose?
Because cows have hooves.
What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?
Sometimes you think of a pun so good, you lactose the self-control to resist drawing it
People who are lactose intolerant, can’t make any cheesy jokes
Don’t worry about your lactose intolerance...
...it’s of second dairy importance to your other problems.
I hope whoever is reading this isn’t lactose intolerant
Because this joke is just cheesy
Lactose Intolerant people don’t handle some jokes well.....
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
Even if you are aware, ask your lactose intolerant friends if they have other allergies.
It's good to make sure about anything more than their special dairytery needs.
When it comes to jokes, im lactose intolerant.
If they are too cheesy, I throw up
Why did the lactose-intolerant leave this galaxy?
They are allergic to the milky way
My sister recently found out she’s lactose intolerant
She is also allergic to mussels—but oddly enough no other shellfish. I told her it’s a good thing her boyfriend isn’t a body builder, since she’s allergic to mussels and milk.
I hope you aren’t lactose intolerant
I like my jokes just like my macaroni, overly cheesy
My coworker is lactose intolerant and accidentally ingested something with milk
And when when they ran the the restroom I asked:
"Do you think they're having dairy-a?"
I am lactose intolerant and I was dared to eat ice cream tonight
Please pardon my dairy air
Lactose Intolerant
My boyfriend and I were making tacos for dinner tonight. I was grating the cheese and munching on it when I mentioned that I was lactose intolerant. He responded, "You shouldn't judge those who lack toes, its not their fault."
I hope he's the father of my children one day.
I'm not lactose intolerant,
I just think it's an inferior culture.
"Gee, I've always wanted to see the Milky Way Galaxy-" "Um, I can't go to the Milky Way Galaxy... I'm lactose intolerant."
Lactose milk comes from what cows?
For the lactose intolerant.
It is a curdle you have to overcome.
People who are lactose intolerant tell me my fart jokes are cheesy.
Cows have hooves, not feet, because they lactose
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
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