Don’t worry about your lactose intolerance...
...it’s of second dairy importance to your other problems.
Yesterday my mother explained me that I couldn't eat a cheese sandwich because I'm lactose intolerant.
But I just couldn't completely digest it.
What was the lactose intolerants guy least favorite joke?
Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?
My lactose intolerant friend need to leave this galaxy.
I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.
We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
My lactose intolerant friend had some cheese at the beginning of our eight hour road trip today...
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
I’m lactose intolerant
My derrière gets dairy air
Lactose intolerant people are scum
Like it's 2020, start being tolerant already
Where do lactose intolerant farts come from?
Do not view if you're lactose intolerant.
People who are lactose intolerant, can’t make any cheesy jokes
My dad lied about being lactose intolerant.
He’s been milking it for years.
What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?
Lactose Intolerant people don’t handle some jokes well.....
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
I hope whoever is reading this isn’t lactose intolerant
Because this joke is just cheesy
When it comes to jokes, im lactose intolerant.
If they are too cheesy, I throw up
Even if you are aware, ask your lactose intolerant friends if they have other allergies.
It's good to make sure about anything more than their special dairytery needs.
Why did the lactose-intolerant leave this galaxy?
They are allergic to the milky way
My sister recently found out she’s lactose intolerant
She is also allergic to mussels—but oddly enough no other shellfish. I told her it’s a good thing her boyfriend isn’t a body builder, since she’s allergic to mussels and milk.
I hope you aren’t lactose intolerant
I like my jokes just like my macaroni, overly cheesy
I am lactose intolerant and I was dared to eat ice cream tonight
Please pardon my dairy air
Lactose Intolerant
My boyfriend and I were making tacos for dinner tonight. I was grating the cheese and munching on it when I mentioned that I was lactose intolerant. He responded, "You shouldn't judge those who lack toes, its not their fault."
I hope he's the father of my children one day.
I'm not lactose intolerant,
I just think it's an inferior culture.
"Gee, I've always wanted to see the Milky Way Galaxy-" "Um, I can't go to the Milky Way Galaxy... I'm lactose intolerant."
For the lactose intolerant.
It is a curdle you have to overcome.
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
There's a man killing people who only have 9 toes!
What do you call a person, who can't take a cheesy joke?
I don't tolerate people with less than normal toes.
What do call a racist man without feet fingers that is allergic to milk.
What do you call bigotry toward toeless people?
Samuel Jackson: I never eat anything with cheese.
But when I do, it's Royale.
It seems like there's a dairy thief in my area
People keep knocking on my door asking if I've found cheeses.
I just slam the door in their faces. I guess I'm a little lactose intolerant.
I avoid people who have had their feet amputated.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
Because they lactose.
Side Note: Some of you will get this joke, others are just intolerant.
People who are lactose intolerant tell me my fart jokes are cheesy.
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
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