Celiac Disease Puns

A list of puns related to "Celiac Disease"

I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease

We're called "Gluten for Punishment."

Our first single is "Bread or Alive."

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👤︎ u/scrranger11
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you say if you find a person trying to poison someone with celiacs disease

I’ve caught you bread handed

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👤︎ u/EmmaOwl
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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What did the arts and crafts store offer to people with celiac disease?

A glue 10 free coupon

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👤︎ u/i_iz_smrt
📅︎ Jul 04 2017
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Dad got us with a gluten joke today

My step-mom was talking about how horrible it is to be gluten intolerant and was grateful when she said "well, at least I don't have Celiacs disease"

To which my dad said: "oh I have Celiacs disease. I act silly all the time."

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👤︎ u/Patricia22
📅︎ Apr 09 2017
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I told my wife I picked a bad day to stop huffing glue, she wondered why I stopped at all

It turns out I have celiac disease and I'm allergic to glueten.

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👤︎ u/belly_bell
📅︎ Mar 06 2016
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