What kind of ailment is having a gluten allergy known as?

Being Lack-Toast intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherBrownEye
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Grocery stores are now carrying gluten-free beef.

It's made from cattle that have Silly Yaks' disease.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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How do you say hello to a gluten-free German?

tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0827Jake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Did you hear about the anti-gluten movement.

It's a silly act.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbortedMunk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.

They all tell me it's naan optional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aviddd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I went on a gluten free diet because I was experiencing constant headaches.

And it actually worked. Clearly my-grains were the issue here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yubisaki_Milk_Tea
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Can i see the gluten content?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Pask
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Gluten tag to you too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaRealEnderguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?

A woke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vicdomen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Gluten Tag mein geliebter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Gluten tag
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night

It was not real food, it was an impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetwitchy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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People who don’t eat gluten...

... are really going against the grain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acherion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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why is the gluten-free boy afraid of the dark?

he sees bread people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldenhavana
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why did the wild ox refuse to eat anything besides gluten free sandwiches?

He was a silly yak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fonebone45
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Why did the gluten free restaurant go out of business?

They didn't make any bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/euXeu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What is the cure for a gluten allergy?

The anti-dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoppiesRule
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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I told my wife she can't go gluten-free *and* dairy-free

That's the bread and butter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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If 6th Sense was Gluten Free (by Daniel Trasher) youtu.be/WKzG9R-AxpE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reagiamo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Can anyone think of something punny for "Gluten Free"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfoSeekerDog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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What do you say when you're on a gluten free diet?

Pasta la Vista baby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AUMonster
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Why are there so many people going gluten free?

Because they're all trying to avoid wheat gain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I told my gluten intolerant wife I'd be making fried chicken for dinner...

She replied, "oh you batter not!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Dad got us with a gluten joke today

My step-mom was talking about how horrible it is to be gluten intolerant and was grateful when she said "well, at least I don't have Celiacs disease"

To which my dad said: "oh I have Celiacs disease. I act silly all the time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patricia22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2017
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My friend is gluten intolerant.

He thinks it's in bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonDonkley
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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Gluten for PUNishment offhandcomics.com/gluten-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoist-that-rag
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers..

At risk is cross-contamination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/random_feedback
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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I'm going to become a pro gluten rapper

My MC name will be B-Ready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FjordExplorer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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I had some wheat-gluten chicken nuggets the other day

They were so life-changingly good that I was inspired to share my experience with others.

I've become a seitan worshipper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebigbadben
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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My father's response to hearing there are new gluten free Girl Scout cookies

http://imgur.com/4ksqE94

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πŸ‘€︎ u/limitedfunction
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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