Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?
His whole life heβs been a naan starter.
Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast?
It was in bread.....
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
What does a beer taste without yeast in it?
Unbeerable!
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You rise and shine every morning.
Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.
The Pot Thickens..
I like to sprinkle yeast on people...
just to get a rise out of them.
What happens if you eat yeast and show polish?
My friend asked me why Iβve been sprinkling yeast on people...
I was trying to get a rise out of them.
If youβre going to put your money on something, make it yeast
It will always make your dough rise.
Why didn't the yeast want a second phone?
Because like all yeast, he was a single-cell phone guy.
Iβm really struggling to choose a name for my wild yeast starter.
I hope it wonβt be a John Dough forever.
Well at yeast he had a good toasting (found on r/memes)
Apparently they tried to weaponise yeast infections ......
It was truly bread for war.
I couldn't find the right yeast to make Indian flatbread.
It was a naan-starter.
Why did the population of yeast grow so rapidly?
Because they bread alot.
bread and the sun are similar - both rise in the yeast
Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
I told my friend I made bread dough without yeast...
He said "are you trying to show off?" I said "no, I've got nothing to prove"
A baker has a crumby job, its the yeast of his concerns as he probably just kneads the dough
The problem with creating a yeast monoculture
Is that it always ends up inbred
On this great day yeast is risen.
At yeast they have each other [xpost: r/heycarl
What do you call the offspring of two of the same yeast cultures?
Inbread.
Do they put yeast in macaroni noodles?
Idk honestly, but if they do, I think that would be a mac made in leaven.
What do you call a lady with a yeast infection?
Fun gal
My wife was letting her bread dough rest even though she forgot to add yeast.
I told her she was only postponing the unleavenable.
I tried to make a yeast and flour mixture to get my Indian bread recipe going . . .
turns out it was a naan starter.
Invest in yeast
It's rising.
- my great grandfather
