I guess spring is one the way... birds singing, animals emerging from winter dens, trees budding with potential...

What a re-leaf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Punning budding kidding
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivekn421
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"

A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"

"Very SHADY things."

It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuberDuky009
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Budweiser harvest(?)
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why did Bud go to school?

To make Budweiser

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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You don't believe the Canadian president has a French name?

It's true though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter....

But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims, β€œwow I’ve never served a weasel before!

What can I get for you bud?”

β€œPop” goes the weasel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaitQuick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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If you and your buddies should all get COVID vaccines and the doses need to be kept in freezers...

then you're cracking open a cold Bud-Pfizer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emeraldqueen24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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what do you call two friends who like the same food?

taste buds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwrocket
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Only buds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/real_JustinWest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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So, my dad has no taste buds...

But he's got a ton of taste pals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaca232
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, β€œYou’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...

She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What did the alfalfa say to its buds at the party?

"Hay, let's bale."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I bought this book but had to return it for all the fowl language
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSonsofAtreus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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From my 10-year-old: "Daddy, what has it's bottom at the top?"

"I don't know, bud, what?"

"Your legs."

Well done, kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papagayo_blanco
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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heya buds it’s good to be here

it’s good to be here to talk to people without getting a PUN-ishment

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I heard coca-cola and bud light are working together on a new drink.

It's quite the ambitious colabeeration

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SexyBuu
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied β€œScrew you!”

So I'm pretty excited for the new year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...

β€œDidn't even know he played cricket" I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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One day the Canadians will take over the world....

Then you'll all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFoShow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.

It was mono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I was worried about our late spring but then I noticed the trees starting to bud

It was a re-leaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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bud-dum *crash!*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandudecrazy
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs

gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb-m
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Wife: I have ovaries

Husband: is that why you ovary act?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iheartcorneas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Can’t wait to see my buds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppw27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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(Me reading to my five-year-old) The leopard slug eats dead plants and fungi, but also hunts other slugs.

(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legisleducator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I went into my favorite bar and asked for a Bud.The bartender, we'll call her Penny, say's you have to tell me who makes it first.Kinda stumped I said Anheiser Busch.She said "just fine,and hows your dick."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Bud Light Year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoWeAreBothGreat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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How do you tell your friends that you have coronavirus?

I’ve got no taste, buds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatIsNeat47
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What does a stoner Dracula say?

I vunt to smoke your bud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadeTreeMechanix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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This just speaks for itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4yvex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Bud worked with a brewing company.

The company made Bud wiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agent_Ocelot9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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John Oliver's "Air Bud 9" pun made me laugh really hard this week
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HashtagComic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said β€œ sir I’m going to have to put you under arrest.” The guy then said

Bud-wei-ser?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exier--
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! πŸ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmElleGee31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My best bud and I are getting married a week apart. He’s the Best Man at my wedding and it still amazes me that my fiancΓ© wants me.

Clearly, I’m only the next Best Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unComikal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Here's a Coronavirus Joke

You probably won't get it because it's an inside joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Galaxy_GodYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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A guy walks into the office

I ask for his name. He says it’s Dasani. I said, ”water you here for?” He didn’t look amused. I said, β€œhey bud no need to keep your emotions bottled up.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harlienx900
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Golfing with buds

Got a little high and went golfing. Was kicked off the course for taking too long putting. They said, "too much time on the green'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurlonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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What do you call the friends you have dinner with?

Taste buds

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If your taste buds don't like you...

Are they still your taste BUDS?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gtvd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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