What a re-leaf!
To make Budweiser
“Because she has no taste.”
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
But he's got a ton of taste pals!
"Hay, let's bale."
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
"I don't know, bud, what?"
"Your legs."
Well done, kid.
Then you'll all be sorry.
it’s good to be here to talk to people without getting a PUN-ishment
It's quite the ambitious colabeeration
It was mono.
Husband: is that why you ovary act?
It was a re-leaf
I’ve got no taste, buds.
(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.
gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles
I vunt to smoke your bud
Bud-wei-ser?
I ask for his name. He says it’s Dasani. I said, ”water you here for?” He didn’t look amused. I said, “hey bud no need to keep your emotions bottled up.”
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! 🍔
The company made Bud wiser.
It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.
You probably won't get it because it's an inside joke.
Hi, bud!
Got a little high and went golfing. Was kicked off the course for taking too long putting. They said, "too much time on the green'.
Check if its blue-budded.
... well. It made Bud wiser!
It made Bud weiser
They’re my buds.
He used to point at me and say, "Beer makes you smart, It made Budweiser."
Here's to Otto, "Bud".
