Coors Puns

A list of puns related to "Coors"

You know what I call Coors Light?

Sex in a canoe

"Why?"

Because it's fucking close to water

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👤︎ u/felonioushedgehog
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Can a werewolf drink Coors light?

No, because it's the silver bullet.

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👤︎ u/SingleDadtoOne
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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So, I'm waiting in the check out line carrying a 30 pack of Coors Light.

When the lady in front of me looks at me and says.

Lady: That beer look real heavy.

Me: Well ma'am, it says right here on the box that it's light beer.

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👤︎ u/muzzy_logan
📅︎ Nov 04 2016
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Why don't werewolves drink Coors light?

Because they're silver bullets.

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👤︎ u/Frenchz
📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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I took my young son for a beer today for the first time.

I got him a Budweiser, but he didn't like it. So I drank it. I tried him on Coors and he hated that too. So I drank that too. Same thing with Guiness and Whiskey. I was doubling up on everything and he was happy with Apple juice.

By the time we started on vodkas, I was way too drunk to push his pram home.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 03 2021
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My buddy says beer makes you smarter....

But I dont think itll make my budweiser

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👤︎ u/proygratoke
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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Tim worked in a brewery until one day he was fired without notice....

So he went to his boss's office and said, Budweiser?

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👤︎ u/freewillson
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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Looks like Walmart's beer inventory is tanking due to sales imgur.com/bOgcjnB
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👤︎ u/CaptainMorgansRum
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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I don't put an orange in my beer often

Except maybe once in a Blue Moon

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👤︎ u/hastings43
📅︎ Nov 10 2017
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My local weather man, ladies and gentlemen

http://i.imgur.com/wj3wczz.jpg

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👤︎ u/am_reddit
📅︎ Aug 15 2017
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My son asked me, "Dad, what is an idiot?"

I said, "An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?"

He replied, "No."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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Did you hear about the French man who always wore denim?

His name was Jean Jaquette.

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👤︎ u/Mack179
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Does Beer make you Smarter

I don't know. But it sure made Budweiser.

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👤︎ u/thatoneguy73
📅︎ Feb 08 2015
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Bad beer joke

Me: Hey pop you wanna beer?

Dad: of Coors I do!

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👤︎ u/BrewerGeo
📅︎ May 19 2014
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Literal Dad Joke from today - "This Beers Pretty good though"

"Of Coors its good"

then loses his shit

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👤︎ u/Down_With_The_Crown
📅︎ Sep 18 2016
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