What do you call an organic version of quaker oats?... earthquakes
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Do you think Quaker calls their delivery fleet

Haulin' Oats?

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What is ducks favorite snack?

Quacker Jacks

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I decided to leave my strict, religious Pennsylvanian community to raise ducks. When I told my father, he said "Son, you have a choice"

You can either be a Quaker, or a Quacker.

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I was walking past a farm and a sign said: Duck, eggs.

I thought, that's an unnecessary comma. Then it hit me.

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Why did the dinosaur eat the farmers ducks and cows?

He wanted quakers and milk

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Who is captain crunches supervisor ?

GENERAL MILLS

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After the earthquake tonight in California I had to calm my girlfriend down so I threw this one at her...

"What group of Early Americans loved seismic events?"

"The Quakers"

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Adult Cereals. imgur.com/EcU2P18
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What do you call religous ducks?

Quacker Quakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackWebber85
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Did hear the joke about the two ducks?

It’s quakers!

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What do Alaskans eat for breakfast?

Quaker Oats

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It's too bad that the Spanish were the first Europeans to settle in what is now San Francisco.

It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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What's a duck therapist's favorite snack?

Quakers

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Regarding the Duggar family with a million kids...

Me: They may as well be puritans. Female Coworker: Aren't they Quakers? Aren't Quakers the horse people? Dad Coworker: No, they're the oats people.

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