Quakers Puns

A list of puns related to "Quakers"

What do you call an organic version of quaker oats?... earthquakes
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👤︎ u/J4YV33lol
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Do you think Quaker calls their delivery fleet

Haulin' Oats?

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👤︎ u/kuzinrob
📅︎ Jul 14 2017
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What is ducks favorite snack?

Quacker Jacks

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👤︎ u/lvrcerosis
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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I decided to leave my strict, religious Pennsylvanian community to raise ducks. When I told my father, he said "Son, you have a choice"

You can either be a Quaker, or a Quacker.

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👤︎ u/fischerkidd
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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I was walking past a farm and a sign said: Duck, eggs.

I thought, that's an unnecessary comma. Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/DalinarxBlackthorn
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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Why did the dinosaur eat the farmers ducks and cows?

He wanted quakers and milk

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👤︎ u/sitdown4this
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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Who is captain crunches supervisor ?

GENERAL MILLS

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👤︎ u/jediesel
📅︎ Dec 05 2015
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After the earthquake tonight in California I had to calm my girlfriend down so I threw this one at her...

"What group of Early Americans loved seismic events?"

"The Quakers"

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👤︎ u/kevingcp
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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Adult Cereals. imgur.com/EcU2P18
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👤︎ u/Disco_dog
📅︎ Oct 07 2014
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What do you call religous ducks?

Quacker Quakers

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👤︎ u/JackWebber85
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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Did hear the joke about the two ducks?

It’s quakers!

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👤︎ u/WistedTwizard
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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What do Alaskans eat for breakfast?

Quaker Oats

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👤︎ u/ItsMRslash
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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It's too bad that the Spanish were the first Europeans to settle in what is now San Francisco.

It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Feb 08 2018
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What's a duck therapist's favorite snack?

Quakers

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👤︎ u/Siz27
📅︎ Nov 30 2017
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Regarding the Duggar family with a million kids...

Me: They may as well be puritans. Female Coworker: Aren't they Quakers? Aren't Quakers the horse people? Dad Coworker: No, they're the oats people.

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👤︎ u/oh_hey_jc
📅︎ Jan 07 2014
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