From a post about a high jump competition in kenya
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ysd2484
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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β€œKenya not?”
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What country is more polite than "Kenya"

>!"Maya"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmlrmlchess
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What's the difference between Kenya and Kanye?

Just a couple of vowel movements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wreditor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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Kenya on a Thursday

My buddy started the anti joke: "What did the man who went to Kenya on Thursday see?"

I said "Kenya tell me please. I want to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBaconExpress
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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I don't know if i should make a joke about an African country

But i'm Ghana do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeclothmoney
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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They just china have pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Gets them every time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icantevenread24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Lockdown conversation travel puns

Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?

She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts

Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?

She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?

Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?

She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_watcher
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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What did the first African cell phone user say to other African cell phone user?

Kenya here me now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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What did the student say to the geography teacher

Kenya please stop!

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How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subhi2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Wow these kenyans run so fast.

Dude they do naerobics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Once again the marathon winner hails from east Africa.

Kenya believe their dominance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kamo3332
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Grate conversation!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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Can i get geographically punnier then this

Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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African Jokes....

Kenya not?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ededandedgy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Wanna hear a geography joke?

Nevermind, you had to be there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kweefkween
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Dad, can I go to East Africa?

I dunno, Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azureal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?

All the lion cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tstepko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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What African country doubts you the most?

Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oreil087
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Two friends go on a vacation to Africa together

They come across the river. The one friend jumps in and exclaims β€œwow the water here in Kenya is so clear!” The other man replies β€œwhat are you talking about we’re not in Kenya! We’re in Egypt.” The friend in the water says β€œno I’m absolutely sure that this is a Kenyan river.” His friend sighs β€œdude it’s an Egyptian river...you’re in denial”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickdackduck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Africa joke

Me: Hey kids. Do you think you can handle an Africa joke?

Kids: yeah!

Me: I don’t know.....Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teaton67
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. They’re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.

R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.

Later

R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnThePekka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Did you hear what happened in Africa today?

or Kenya not remember?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akaChromez
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I work at Starbucks and someone came in to buy a pound of beans.

We had a customer come in looking to buy a pound of our Kenya beans, but couldn't find them on the shelf. My coworker went to look for more in the cabinets. She came back to me and said," It looks like we're all out of a Kenya." To which I replied," Kenya believe it!?" Eyes were rolled. I laughed to myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiddleSidePunk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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Dad had clearly spent all day waiting to drop this one..

Dad: you know how Richard (my brother) is going to do a marathon in Kenya soon?

Me: yeah why?

Dad: I'm going to do a half marathon tommorow and ill finish it faster than him.

Me: no you won't, you smoke and you're unfit.

Dad: it'll be okay. I think they're called snickers now though.

Me: urghh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fidderstix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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