Just a couple of vowel movements.
My buddy started the anti joke: "What did the man who went to Kenya on Thursday see?"
I said "Kenya tell me please. I want to know.
But i'm Ghana do it.
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
Kenya here me now?
Kenya please stop!
Kenya believe their dominance
Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !
Nevermind, you had to be there.
All the lion cheetahs.
They come across the river. The one friend jumps in and exclaims “wow the water here in Kenya is so clear!” The other man replies “what are you talking about we’re not in Kenya! We’re in Egypt.” The friend in the water says “no I’m absolutely sure that this is a Kenyan river.” His friend sighs “dude it’s an Egyptian river...you’re in denial”
Me: Hey kids. Do you think you can handle an Africa joke?
Me: I don’t know.....Kenya?
Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?
Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?
Car makes weird sound
R: Guatemala with the car?
D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.
R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.
D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.
R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.
R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.
D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.
R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.
D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm
R: Ok, Tur the Key!
Car turns on
D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!
R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!
or Kenya not remember?
We had a customer come in looking to buy a pound of our Kenya beans, but couldn't find them on the shelf. My coworker went to look for more in the cabinets. She came back to me and said," It looks like we're all out of a Kenya." To which I replied," Kenya believe it!?" Eyes were rolled. I laughed to myself.
Dad: you know how Richard (my brother) is going to do a marathon in Kenya soon?
Me: yeah why?
Dad: I'm going to do a half marathon tommorow and ill finish it faster than him.
Me: no you won't, you smoke and you're unfit.
Dad: it'll be okay. I think they're called snickers now though.