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Just a couple of vowel movements.
My buddy started the anti joke: "What did the man who went to Kenya on Thursday see?"
I said "Kenya tell me please. I want to know.
What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach
Well Kenya?
But i'm Ghana do it.
oh Kenya?
Iran
I mean, you canโt really blame them Kenya.
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
Kenya please stop!
Kenya here me now?
Dude they do naerobics.
Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !
Nevermind, you had to be there.
I dunno, Kenya?
All the lion cheetahs.
Kenya?
Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?
Dave: No, but you bet Iโm Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?
R: Sure.
Car makes weird sound
R: Guatemala with the car?
D: Iโm Czeching it out, and it seems like somethingโs wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, letโs put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.
R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.
D: Yep, and itโs definitely China distract me.
R: Iโm kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.
Later
R: Oman, itโs already 9 Pm, thereโs Norway that we can fix it by tonight.
D: Thatโs what we are Guinea find out.
R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but itโs pretty risky.
D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm
R: Ok, Tur the Key!
Car turns on
D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I canโt Bolivia did it!
R: Hey, I canโt Belize it either!
They come across the river. The one friend jumps in and exclaims โwow the water here in Kenya is so clear!โ The other man replies โwhat are you talking about weโre not in Kenya! Weโre in Egypt.โ The friend in the water says โno Iโm absolutely sure that this is a Kenyan river.โ His friend sighs โdude itโs an Egyptian river...youโre in denialโ
Me: Hey kids. Do you think you can handle an Africa joke?
Kids: yeah!
Me: I donโt know.....Kenya?
or Kenya not remember?
We had a customer come in looking to buy a pound of our Kenya beans, but couldn't find them on the shelf. My coworker went to look for more in the cabinets. She came back to me and said," It looks like we're all out of a Kenya." To which I replied," Kenya believe it!?" Eyes were rolled. I laughed to myself.
Dad: you know how Richard (my brother) is going to do a marathon in Kenya soon?
Me: yeah why?
Dad: I'm going to do a half marathon tommorow and ill finish it faster than him.
Me: no you won't, you smoke and you're unfit.
Dad: it'll be okay. I think they're called snickers now though.
Me: urghh.
Kenya not?
